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As I was playing through, I was thinking of how it would make a stupid story on the news. Having them say, "A brave and courageous bird reportedly named Birdie is making his way through la-dee-da-dee-da as a part of his natural migration. Armed only with a built-in laser cannon to his helmet to get through the hunters and other predators that are in the wild. Meanwhile PETA members are trying to pass new laws to protect birds like Birdie. We'll be watching Birdie and his progress throughout the days, weeks, and months to see how this birds journey shall go. Next up, President Barack Obama will tell us about how birds like Birdie can help us further our technology into the science-fiction Predator Shoulder-Cannons and other things, like teleporting Nuclear Waste, to uninhabitable planets like Pluto, or into the Sun." Or something like that. The comments about the topless girls make it sound better than it really is, just thought I'd let you guys know.
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actually there are many community helping centers that are called retarded "activity center" and other things so really its only socially unacceptable to personal opinions.
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They weren't FULLY naked, (above waist) they had some cover on their chests, anyways @icelord646, Yeah...But think how much that laser helmet costed.
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It would be nice if there were actual instructions to tell you how things work. Much of it is obvious, yes, but there's a lot that isn't. It's kind of annoying to have to figure out the game mechanics as you go.
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I don't think 'retarded owls' is a good term to be using, given that caling things retarded is not socially acceptable....
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what the hell is wrong with those people in the helicopters? hes just a bird trying to fly south for the winter, leave him alone
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Imagine how expensive those helicopters were...'three trillion dollars spent trying to catch drunk bird with laser helmet'...
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For some reason half of the games on Kong haven't been working for me.
I love the game, its just It won't let me shoot.
Most games won't even load. They used too be all fine/
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Very nice game. However, even after turning sound and music off, I still get this loud, charge-up noise whenever I start a flight. Other than that, excellent: 4/5.
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weird how laser eyes can blow up helicopters in a couple shots but cant blow up little lead bullets coming at you. how unfortunate xD
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This game was very, very entertaining, and I love how well developed it was. Though there were few achievements, they were relatively simple but still quite funny (retarded owls, anyone?), and thankfully had more purpose than just bragging rights! I love how it is a not too long, but not too short game that actually lets you continue where you fell. Way better than games such as hedgehog launch IMO, because it required more skill than luck, and you didnt have to pray for those speed up pads, you could make it without them just fine. Love this game, 5/5, nice work!
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that was a huge deception on my part, bullets were way too slow, i usually ended up having to crash in them because i had to get the mosquito, anyway I don't see how you can shoot bullets so slowly and in end games there is just simply too many things that you see power-ups at half screen and enemies stack so you can't aways know what you are aiming at. Also what is the point of a survival game for highscore if there is no such highscore. Except those points it was mostly a nice game.
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7 days of detroying millions of helicoptetrs owls, planes, and hunters....a frickin BIRD was outnubered by three, against 4 helicopters...and lived without a scratch....