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lol the elevator door shut on me i was crushed and spewing blood like a fountain then i fell through and got stomped by the elevator...
5/5 awesome game so friggin funny!
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poor stick figure... lolololololol i lagh at your pain!!! hahahahahhahah help me get smileys on kong! send a shout to me if you like this idea!
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LOL that was awesome, I got stuck in the elevator doors, died, got shot out and grabbed bottle by window, came back alive while falling, then died again from hitting the ground
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Я протиснулся через закрытую дверь в шахту лифта... упал вниз. Меня им придавило и я оказался в нём. Причём голову зажало так, что при езде вверх-вниз она оказывалась между лифтом и стеной.... кровищи просто море =)
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What's with the complete inability to jump up a curb? My feet keep going left and I faceplant into the ground. There is simply no way to play this game.
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Okay.... so I found out that's not even my house... Wow, this guy really is drunk. Now I'm not sure which one is my house, making this feel that much more realistic. 4/5
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I keep bouncing off my car, which unfortunately is very funny and simultaneously very aggravating. The being too drunk to get in/out of your car part I understand, I've been there. What I'm trying to figure out is why did I get so drunk I decided to jump on top of and over my car to get to the front door? This guy is plastered.
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It's kinda funny but believe me, i know how to make it home when you're drunk and THIS is far from that, improve it and it could be a great game
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I got violently ripped through the elevator door randomly while it was moving, so he was being ground up on the wall, all i could do was stare with my jaw on the floor, it was funny :D
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If I could stop snickering to myself, I'd have to actually consider a 1 score -- it's rare I can even get to the elevator without dying and the stairs get me if the elevator doesn't. Been there!