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breaking news:a man got his leg stuck in a elvator,flung out a elevator and out a open window and barely missed his vodka,he then procceed to litterally just soar past to stair cases and then fall threw sewer hole and die?....now back to the show 1,000 ways to die...
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Breaking News:A man jumps out of a second story window, falls down 2 flights of stairs, dies, then lands on a bottle ofbeer and somehow comes back to life!
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breaking news: one man got his legs cut of from elevator closing on his legs and is not in elevator... he got un stuck at the right time
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breaking news: one man jump outta window and hit ground then took off flying and did a front flip at 100 mph then hit a beer and revive from the dead? now back to the show
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ok now he just got stuck in the elevator 2 times and got flung out the friggin elevator and smashed into a car and died o.o
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now another man got stuck in a elvator door and got flung out a window which he then grabbed a bottle of vodka then drank it to revive himself,he then fell down 2 flights of stairs and is presumed dead
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breaking news,a man was seen stuck in a elevatator door and got flung into the elevator door and was dead,his dead body got stuck in the 2nd floor and his dead body somehow grabbed a beer bottle to revive it self,the victim was last seen flying out a 2nd story window and smashing it`s head open on a tree pot,Next Up:britney spears,man or woman?
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Breaking News:a man was found crushed by a elevator on the 32nd day of the 13th month,he someone melted through the elvator door,fell 3 stories,broke all his bones and then was crushed by the elevator
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Breackink news: Man barely scratched himself after a fall from 2-nd floor, fell in a hole and got killed by a tiny box!
P.S. 5/5
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Shocking news!: a man who was drunk got his arm stuck in the elevator, flung out the top story window fell down the steps and drinks beer to revive himself! truely amazing
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daily news: a man has died in an acsident where he was drinking and falled of an window to a stair way and slided to the sewers XD
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MORE NEWS: a man was caught in the elivator and died, only to be shot at some booze, brought back to life, and flung out the window to die again
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shocking news: drunk man found dead in his office. experts believe that he got caught when the elevator door closed on him.
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news just in: man flung out of third story window. body found in a hole somewhere. experts belive the man was drunk and got flung out of the window by the elevator door.
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more breaking news: a man has died in his workplace, aparantly, his foot got caught in the floor of the elevator and he bled to death
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Today's News: A man, believed to be drunk, fell out of his 3rd story window at work earlier today, and rocketed down two flight of street steps to meet his tragic death. Fortunatly, his dead body grabbed a nearby bottle of beer, and brought him back to life, after which, he continued rollin on the ground and fell down a hole that was just... there and died again
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i beat it! when u get home it says you successfuly arrived to home!
thanks for playing this SO STUPID game!
i cheated to win hehe...just right click the game and click forward!
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i stood right in the middle of the elevator door and got stuck then it flung me into the big long gap. i fell to the floor then got smashed the elevator. BEST GAME EVERRRRR
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he is propelled out of an elevator dies then his lifeless body grabs a bottle of beer then he falls out of the window
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Today's News:
A man, believed to be drunk, fell out of his 3rd story window at work earlier today, and rocketed down two flight of street steps to meet his tragic death. Fortunatly, his dead body grabbed a nearby bottle of beer, and brought him back to life.
In other words: BEST GAME EVAR