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So I grabbed the beer and ran to the elevator, only to get my upper body stuck through the door, fell down to the bottom of the elevator shaft, had a random seizure, got squished by the elevator, flew up inside the elevator, and had my foot stuck in the floor, causing extreme bleeding. What a game!
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lmao why cant real people come back to life with boose, survive two-storie drops, and hump cardboard boxes post-mortem?
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i jumped out the window had 99 hp made it down the stairs jumped over the hole and died from busting my head on the side of the hole?
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can you get so drunk that even simple physics have totally no effect on you and that your feet explode when they hit stairs
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Aww, double volt from third storey, with grande finale: breaking your neck to the floor. Oh my God, how this sick game can be so much fun???
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remember kids, you can easily survive a 2-story drop onto your head by simply chugging an alcoholic beverage on the way down! :D
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wow.. he leaps from the third floor and plummets to the ground impaling himself on his head on the stairs and lives with 70 health... I stumble down the next set of stairs and die.
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Jumped through the window, plummeted down the sewer, basically fcked up where ever I could, and LIVED! soooo much fun!
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"You successfully arrived to home.
Thank you for playing this SO STUPID game!"
Got to the end. The rest of you can finally go to bed now.
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OK GET THIS
i got crushed in the elevator door, then died.
my body FLUNG across the room, then i came back to life.
And fell out the window. then died.
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I managed to freeze my character right outside the apartment window. Curse that elevator flinging me out the window and my character grabbing his booze.