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NEWS-FLASH
hundreds of drunk people have been found dead this morning!
It was said that they jumped out of buildings, fell down flights of stairs, impaled themselves on sidewalks and poles and fell into the sewers.
also killed was an 89 year old woman who died of a heart attack after opening the elevator to find dead bodies flowing out. Goodnight
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WARNING ITS THE ENG OF THE WORLD BOTTLES WILL KILL US OH WIAT BOTTLES IS GOOD BUT HUMAN IS BAD BOTTLES KILLING HUMAN BY HUMAND FOLT??? XD
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wow i denced when i spawned in accsident jumped from window then stairs but i was still a live then i go sewer i forgot how to jump i press W and died O_o
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i was in elevetor wanted to see room 2 i was goin 2 then next stop down i go <<<<< then my leg stuck then my head many blood :D
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...ok so i jump out of a 2 story building land on my head 80 healths fall down to flights of stairs 75 health run into a trash can... instant death... what?
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i jump out of a 2 story window and end up perfectly fine, but when i fall down 2 steps i drop dead. makes perfect sense, i think?
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The Story of Dave the Drunk: So i was just trolling along on my laptop when out of no where my beer hit me in the face. i said" Why beer what did i do to you?" the beer was about to push me into the elevator wall when it opened. Bam my head was like aaah snap. it started to drag me along the wall when i got to the floor level i walked out the door with no beer in sight. i started to walk down the stairs and he pushed me with an ounce of life in me.(aka 1hp)
but no i stood up and said "No beer! NO MORE!" now i broke him open and let all his blood beer leak he said...his last words were..."High Five" The End.