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who the hell jumps head first every single time they jump. Im tired of my dumb guy taking a dive straight into the cement head first every time i have to get over an object.
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I jumped off a building and lived. I fell dow a sewer grate and lived. I drank enough beer to kill an elephant and lived. I tripped and I died.
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don't like part of your body? *dizzy* "ugh. my arm looks blurry. i hate it." well you can lose it now! just use the elevator door! *comercial music*
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HEY DUMBSH*TS!!!! NEWSFLASH!!! JUMPING OFF A THIRD FLOOR WINDOW AND LANDING ON YOUR HEAD WHILE HAMMERED DRUNK KILLS YOU!!!
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It is possible to live while drinking beer after falling out a two story window... unless the bottle shoots into your mouth and out the back of your skull after making contact with the ground...