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*in a bar* So guys, few days ago i came home from work, the elevator didnt work so well, so i jumped out the window drinking beer and i survived. Everyone: WOOOAH!
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Doctor: Seems your son is dead. Mother: WHY!?! Doctor: Well, he was at work, and then he jumped off the second story! He died on the way but came back to life since he was drinking. Afterwards he killed himself trying to climb on top of a grill.