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I survived the fall down the starting room without the bottle of beer...
And then tripped on the next stairs to find myself unconscious.
Dude.
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Bum: "oh, darn, my head's stuck in the elevator again! Oh well, if I just keep drinkin' ma beer I'd probably get outta here alive. ;D"
little boy: "Father, why is that man still alive if he's head is stuck inside the elevator?"
Father: "Son, once your 18 you'll learn that beer has magical powers to sustain life, even the most the most fatal injuries cannot kill a man drinking his beer."
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if u dnt feel like waitin 4 an elevator jst run right when u start and jump out of da window. u will die while drinking beer and come back 2 life. HALLELUGHYA
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fu ck this gay ass shit he needs top not take damage from touching thingsand the physics need to not suck to the point where he dies going down the stairs
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I think this would have been a really cool game, if it wasn't so insanely hard. He can barely jump, and if he tries he usually end up hitting his head/neck against something sharp or the ground. I only gave it 2 stars, but I would have given it 3 or 4 stars if it hadn't been so incredibly hard. I would have given it 5 stars if the game would have been easier AND the gameplay would (somehow) been even better. It's too bad this game is so difficult, because it has so much potential and I'd love to see what's beyond the first 20 seconds.
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-Lands on feet falling from a 3rd story window-, "WOOHOO, BITCHES...o, oh shit" -trips and taps head on ground, instantly killing you"................. Q.Q
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step 1. Grab the booze :), step 2. Jump out the window???, step 3. Defy the laws of physics and rub it in peoples face!!! + if you can do all 3 steps :)
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LOL,I tried to get in the elevator and my whole entire body got squashed inside the elevator,and then my foot went through the floor.WTF?That's the most weirdest death.Most weirdest.
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LOL, i tried to get in the elevator in the beginning. My head got stuck and the elevator went up and my head got squashed in the elevator.
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Okay, gotta get this straight. If i got a lot of beer, I'll be superman? O.o Cya! gotta save the world... and is this the root to Chuck Norris' power ? O.o