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This game makes a whole lot of sense, drink beer and you'll be able to recover from the biggest drop without a problem.
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oh nooo... he fell from the third storie... oh nooooo... he fell into stairs... oh nooooooo... he fell down the sewers... oh noooooooo... he still isn't dead...
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need to make the health more accurate cause if i jump out the window i survive (most of the time) and if i go at crawling speed down stairs he dies
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*Jumps sewer manhole* *drinks another beer* *hits tree* *falls into sewer* *still lying unconscious in sewer 5 mins later.
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he still lived after falling from a building 2 stories, falling into the sewers, and getting hit by a car.
he was just unconscious
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Fun game, but I don't understand how I could get crushed in an elevator for a minute and still be "Unconscious". The physics also isn't very good. Song is horrible and annoying. 3/5
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lol death by lift door.... death by jumping... death by picking up bottle... if i knew drinking was this dangerous i wouldnt of ever started...
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Well, I'll say this: futility hasn't been this enjoyable since the last time I installed Dwarf Fortress. That song seriously stinks, though. Seriously.