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The levels run on a little long for my tastes, which makes the game feel more repetitive than it is. I like the different obstacles and solutions (though I would have loved if there were multiple ways to get around at least SOME of the problems... like spear OR shield for farmers... as opposed to the one key --> one door sorta deal).
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wildtim READ THE FREAKING SUBTITLES IT SAID YOUR REFLEXIS WILL BE BRUTALLY TESTED YOU MORON!!!!!!!!! god stop complaining
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Is there actually an ending or did you make it so impossible because you couldn't think of one.
It started as a 5/5 but the more impossible situations I encountered took it down to barely a three I like story games that can actually be finished.
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I just got stabbed by a rider while being chased and recovering from ducking while I could see a guy in the road WTF?
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I get tired of being stabbed in the back while taking an arrow on my shield form the front. Every situation needs to be survivable. 4/5
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I don't mind the difficulty, it's just aggravating when the game stutters and a key press doesn't register. (yes i know i need a better computer)
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I hate guys like you (those who put boobs commentaries). U guys probably never seen boobs in REALITY, cuz u cant gtfo of the computer. U make me sick. Of course i did look at the boobs, cuz im not gay, but i am no stupid kid who thinks that the others need to know who child am I.
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farmer 1: so there she was, the most beautifull and ruthless woman we'd ever seen, blood for warpaint she massacred her way to freedom dodging her way through the thick forest, trampling hoplites, ducking under arrows, taking on hordes of deulists and then...
farmer 2:what happend?!?!
farmer 1:she tripped on a stick.
farmer 3: no wait that isn't what happend...
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when you die, the farmer goes "No wait that isn't what happened." That is so Prince of Persia.
Also, any farmers that you meet along the way have the same voice. I can just see it, the farmer telling the story of how Hippolyta escaped, "I tried to stop her with me pitchfork, but she threw a spear through my head, and hit her head on a branch. No wait that didn't happen. She threw the spear through my head and ducked under the branch, yes that sounds right." But all in all its a good game 5/5
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Nice game. But sometimes my commands don't get inputed. Like when I press space it didn't throw the spear and I got farmer'd. Maybe I pressed it while another order was being executed idk. Good game though.
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good game