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First off:
This Game is crap and here is why:
1) It's a boring unoriginal rip off of Epic War series on kongregate.
2) The level containing the larvae which spews out units and abilites for you to use in a que is also an obvious rip off, of the Plants Vs. Zombies GameModes.
3) The "game" features poorly written english (probably written by a 12 year old).
4) The storyline makes no sense at all and many points in the game it just seems like a makeshift story to sort-of fit the crappy gameplay.
5) Upgrading system does not make a game.
The only good things is that it distracted me from boring class for 5 minutes.
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Not to be mean or anything but the worm and the pig make some of the most annoying sounds I have ever heard and they never stop... Everything else is awesome but those two things make such horrendous noise...
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Not sure how to start this so I'll just say this game is terrible. First the story makes absolutely no sense at all, they decide that humans were absolutely terrible so let's make the exact same thing but with every animal except humans. Also carnivores are animals too, and carnivores cannot be peaceful especially when their only food source is other sapient creatures. Also all of the animals are humanoid. Now also a lot of the descriptions show evidence of the place not being peaceful like the mouse being a gangster, and the fact that they need royal guards. The shop and equip menu noises are the most annoying sounds I have ever heard. So far it seems like I could just sit down and occasionally press one, which I did once it worked perfectly fine. Now of course I am probably taking it too seriously, it is just a free flash game, but from what I remember it has now reached highest ranking game on kongregate and well I am not sure what i was going to say after that actually.
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Hate to say this but when you get to level 4's first boss (paladogs mirror image), your critters can't damage him. I had to sit there and spam my aoe auto target wand to slowly wittle him down to dead. You also have a problem where he is glitchable. Besides that and the need for spell/grammar check, nice concept and would like to see some revisions to balancing. PS, am playing on insane mode (first playthrough).
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I hate the one where the guy spits out things and you press the number. I'm stuck at this part where all I get are monkeys, turtles, and rhinos. The skeletons are too strong and kill my monkeys and turtles. My guy also dies in like two hits. Any suggestiongs?
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If the game was like 3D in the trailer ( http://youtu.be/hg6dU4UuUWo ) , I would skip school for a week and play this game 24 hours.
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Mabye this a bug or is part of the game. But on 2-12 when you defeat the base but leave the archers, as soon as the boss spawns he pushs back your troops. and while he is talking a wave of arrows flys at the paladog insantly killing/losing the match. Mabye have you paladog flyback as well.
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not very far yet, but so far at least, pumping the hell out of the archer bunnies works wonders......advance paladog to right by the cave, use fist spell to push back enemies spawning, and crank out archers
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When you enter the shop or play the game for the first time you're bombarded with explanatory arrows and text. Very distracting, annoying, and completely meaningless. Bad design decision, get rid of it.
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Great game! Entertaining and funny! I think it would greatly benefit from an enemy-pedia. Just what the bad guys called? what is their story, their stats, etc...
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for those that seem to think that this is not the full version of the game, have you tried clicking the later buttons whenever the adds pop up? serieously you can play more than you think if you just try
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and here i thought i wouldn't find anything better than epic war, you sir are a god, ty for a very great game. 600/5 if possible
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The only problem I have with the game is that nothing seems to happen when you level up your individual units. There are no increases to the numbers above the bars, and the bars only gain an imperceptibly small sliver on the bar itself. It is really important for players to feel like the upgrades actually matter!
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Grammar errors make me enjoy games less. When the Japanese did it in the 80's it had a special style all its own and was oddly charming ("player 1 win!"), yet here for some reason it's different, it looks dumb, or shockingly careless. I know, OMG criticism (-13)!!!, but I just wish Kong offered a simple proofreading service to help out their otherwise talented foreign developers.
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Game is really fun. Hit animations remind me of classic arcade games like Golden Axe...great nostalgia factor. Thanks!
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I shall never get a phone that does more than make calls. So I shall never see the glory of this game I reckon. Not a bad game, a good combination of play and upgrade that breaks the monotony. But I am not a nag so dangling carrots tend to annoy me after a while.
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If anyone need that stats because you're cheating here they are:
*Only 7% of U.S. gamers cheat, compared to the 11% in the U.K.
*Of the cheaters in video games, 51% have said they've cheated on someone in real life.
*53% of the cheating gamers tend to cheat on tests.
*43% of them have taken a magazine from a doctor/dentist's waiting room.
*Of those original 7%, 47% of them have stolen condiments from a restaurant.
*100% OF CHEATERS LOSE THE FUN OF THE GAME!!!
Trust me. I've cheated before, but only in a game. Made it very boring. I just thought I'd bring it up here, because I remember C**** E***** uses numbers, so I wish you worst of luck if you try to cheat here. Don't become a victim of statistics!
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fun game. but it needs a better method for getting items. combining and enhancing items would be fantastic. Also, equipment or augments should be available for deployable units (for example, an item that makes a certain type of unit have 5% higher health)
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Played it, unfortunately it offers even less than the phone app. If this offered the same stuff then I guess youd have no reason to buy the app.
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its a bit too long for the mindless gameplay it consists of. the battle sequence is nothing more than spamming your best unit and standing at the front line