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I love the bizarre world that's created here. A masked guy with a chainsaw is "Dad"? :) But really, this game kicks ass. I've started over like 4 times now.
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click on the red period at the end of the I like turtles badge and prepare to laugh your brains out then stick it back in.
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5644 with a slingshot and the first cannon, no upgrades at all, thank god for the helping hand, or fist, or a banana (on another website i got 4.5million distance with golden gun+tank, this game rocks)
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well that game was one of the best i played on kongregate. :) just scored 4.1095.22 and i f**ing love that turtle :D i love the gamemusic the upgrades the pure EMOTION :D great 5/5 and 2 1/2 hours of pure pleasure
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i was super lucky, turtle stopped i used rock pack and hit a banana witch luanched him into space and 90m above the screen limit
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The Turtle once had medical insurance. Needless to say, he soon bankrupted the company and they tried to sue him for fraud. Unfortunetely for them because of how cute the turtle was and how injured he was the court decided to rule in his favour saying HE should be the one to sue.
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The turtle is the toughest thing on the planet. He never complains lol. (maybe that's because he can't speak lol) I wonder what he would do to all of us if he was real???
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