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If you run out of bullets in the golden gun click the gun in the lefthand corner of the screen to get a full magazine!!!!
plus this to keep it alive
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Wow. That Turtle sure is strong. He's gone into space, Been shot by a rocket launcher, Nuked at least 400,000,000 Times by Different players, Shot out of a tank, Burned by the sun, Been abducted, Jabbed by Millions of Spikes, and Been Shredded by a chainsaw, Yet, He Get's Right back up, Sighs a sigh of relief. And smiles, And then he's ready To go again. i mean thats gota be some turtle
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Wow. That Turtle sure is strong. He's gone into space, Been shot by a rocket launcher, Nuked at least 400,000,000 Times by Different players, Shot out of a tank, Burned by the sun, Been abducted, Jabbed by Millions of Spikes, and Been Shredded by a chainsaw, Yet, He Get's Right back up, Sighs a sigh of relief. And smiles, And then he's ready To go again.
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I CANT HIT THE STUPID JEEP!!! Already have the tank, and i can't seem to go slow enough to hit it. I keep seeing it, but it can't keep up with me, and i can't slow down.... *sigh*
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Anybody else notice the link after "he secretly likes it." ? Lmao i just found it and i havent stopped laughing since.
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god his hospital bill must be INSANE and he must need bandages every where his mom is gonna be pissed when she finds out he was shooting himself outa a cannon
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I'm glad this auto-saved. because after using my bomb, only to land on some spikes? I deserve a rage quit! Great game, though. One tough turtle!
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OMFG THIS IS AWESOME but bloody as hell i shot him 3 times with rocks jabbed him in spikes made him get run over by a jeep get chainsawed yet still alive
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Missile is SUCH a waste of money. How is it worth 6 nukes exactly? If anything, it seems worse than the double rocket
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protip for 3,000,000 feet 1. buy the tank, the golden gun, and the missle. 2. get most of the medals for cannon power. 3. buy chest bomb and lik 100 nukes 4. hav fun killin ur turtle
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You would think that the tank at full power, the ultimate weapon, a chest bomb, a rocket, and 85 nukes would be enough to send him 3 million feet.... :(