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GodlyAdonis

Aug. 07, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) @awsiome You get rid of all body parts other than head.

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awsiome

Jul. 12, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) how do you kill your boss like it says in a achievement

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pookiepetutie

Jun. 27, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) I love it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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DB888

May. 29, 2015

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lufsigwolf

May. 28, 2015

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Mazzington

May. 24, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) Uh...

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Logan13900

May. 19, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) this game is just... great. And very horrifying. Im giving it 5 STARS!

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JakeF172

Apr. 22, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) hell yeah

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ShootingStarRock

Apr. 01, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) Was I the only one who had a ad for a wheelchair right under the game?

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appleduck2014

Dec. 06, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) Is it just me who always laughs when he crushes his skull?

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Scarred_Savage

Dec. 05, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) Definitely educational. I know that can survive a fatal fall, come back to work on elevator or stairs, and then repeatedly crush my limbs until my boss notices me.

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leonartis77

Dec. 01, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) You win a trophy for successfully 'amputating?' his skull... Love it!

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ShadowGamer404

Sep. 22, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) Tags: Educational Sure why not?

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iwentpoo

Apr. 05, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) Hmm... he could of just quit if he didn't like the job in 5 seconds, not lose his legs and arms so he can kill his boss.

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Teft2k

Mar. 02, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) UNDER 2 minutes YEAH

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AnimatedMelodys

Feb. 17, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) SPOILER: He'd give up his arms and legs to remove his boss…that's one dedicated assassin

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grillcheeseninja

Nov. 07, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Why can't i destroy his body?

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grillcheeseninja

Nov. 07, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Umm..

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train956

Oct. 24, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) OK, so the point of this is to jump out of a window multiple times, not to get the achievements?

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gangnus

Oct. 23, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) It is not a game

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esploderx

Oct. 12, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) my flailing arm tube man amputated his skull

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XtremeMadness

Sep. 14, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Was i the only one who jumped a bit when he jumped out the window the first time? (pun not intended)

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bingubi1

Aug. 07, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) YOLOOOO! *jump out the office*

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Gogogirl2322

Jul. 30, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) I laughed so hard when he...................... SPLAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! XD

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vasfv

Jul. 23, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) ummm... my skull hit the ground first but the right arm got amputated?

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NecroVendetta

Jul. 06, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Is it bad if I do this in real life?

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Gogu23

Jun. 19, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) e foarte tare pentru ca cazi si mori

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Randa75

May. 25, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) great game

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CountVladDracula

May. 05, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) How do I get Great Balance Badge? Cuz I didnt fall at all but still havent got it.

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esploderx

Apr. 12, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) i murdered the boss no arms or legs though

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SolarFlare777

Dec. 30, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) I'm going to hell for laughing at this.

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nathan0922

Dec. 16, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) June 20th is my birthday.

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awsominater6001

Nov. 16, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Okay thats kinda creepy when he falls backwards on one leg and then gets back up :P

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nzlotnik

Oct. 09, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) guys im a freak i killed the boss

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awsominater6001

Sep. 08, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Suck it Mr.boss man oh i mean steve. wait no boss

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mcwannabe1

Aug. 31, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) woomanta@ you dont say...

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woomanta

Jun. 12, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) EPR89@ same here i also got white screen

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puppyboy4

Apr. 29, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) lololololololololololololololololololololollololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololoooolollllloooooooooooooooooooooolllllllllllllllllllllllooooooooooooooooooooolllllllllololololololoklololololololol

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zombiefiedboy

Mar. 31, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) 0_0

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ngrules

Feb. 25, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Andkon version has achievements.....Kongreagte, Y U NO have badges!

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nobslayer

Feb. 10, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) "you love your job"....i did."get back to work".....i could if i had any arms or legs!

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EPR89

Feb. 01, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) All I'm getting here is a white screen.

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TheBigDawgJ

Jan. 25, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Geronimoooooooosplat.

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StewGots

Jan. 24, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Simply don't get this game - but funny

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Maxiboy2000

Jan. 24, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) okay, when he was crawling he was just falling on purpose. :P

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Fallout17

Jan. 24, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) that was funny

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bjjdude

Jan. 24, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) the oen thine i could think of when there was no arms was... WACKY WAVING INFLATABLE ARM FLAING TUBE MAN!!!

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gabriel5477

Jan. 24, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Ok, it was good for a laugh.... but was there supposed to be some kind of point to this?

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mohirl

Jan. 24, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) OK, I should probably be shocked/horrified, but I did laugh. Just a bit.

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supermaniop

Jan. 24, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) poor guy getting imputated... anyway 5/5

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