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It's 12:21, and I'm finally going to bed on Christmas eve because I wouldn't let myself sleep until I had beaten this game!
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Military sergeant : "tell me again HOW WAS OUR FLEET OF HELICOPTERS DESTROYED!!!?"
Commander:"Santa did it sir........sir?"
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Miss Claus: Dear i got the bomb and flame resistant suit and pants you wanted. Santa: Good, now load me in the cannon, i have presents i must retreve and deliver.
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"Report: Another of our helicopters have been taken out!" "What was it this time? Santa?" "Why actually, yes, it is Santa." "You're kidding me, again?" "Yep, fifth time this week."
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The upgrades take a little too much time to get at the higher levels. I got to the Bazuka and really didn't care to get any further.
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Tsar cannon, I heard from a documentary that the "Russian Way" was to burn a man, stuff is ashes into a cannon, and blast him to his homeland. Lol, 5/5
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I've gotten so far in this and it's been an enormous waste of my time. Oh well. I had a good time. Happy Holidays everyone.
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if you suck and want free stuff + all your money if you can buy something,then buy that item,and then + the - and lose some rocket time. also this uses a glitch or something becuase i think it was programed to do this
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they so obviously rushed this game, an abundance of spelling errors (catched? seriously!?!?) and just the generic feel to it. I mean it's ok but games like berzerkland have so much depth and detail put into them that calling this game great is an insult.
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the polar bears remind me of people at my schoool, i will not name names *cough**cough* people who the polar bears remind me of *cough*
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:breaking news: Santa Claus has been flying all though the north pole. If you see a red fat guy fly though space inform us. o and p,s don't fly in the north pole even in helicopter's Santa may hit you and might kill you from the impact of hitting the ground. this been CaPman555 giving the news
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Great, but it's just like the other 1000 launch games. Next time please make it more unique. Like how Homerun in Berzerkland had the characters leveling up and how toss the turtle gave you bonuses (besides money) for achievements.
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I just love how a freaking polar bear can make a fat man come to a dead stop, While that said fat man Is going over 175mph and falling from outer space. Don't you?
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The old shoot a cannon containing a turtle/spaceship/wadever thing while buying upgrades and rinse repeat has been overdone already, but gotta admit this is fitting. 3/5 instead of 1 then