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ive got everything what i need whats next? video arcade, and a zombie bited behind my back at the skull, well atleast no 1 will beat my pacman highscore
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Those beans, man. First time I used them, they spilled over one mutant making the second one eat the first, making me want to masturbate but then I fell down a hole. Second time, I gave them to a hot naked mutant chick and we had hot naked mutant sex. I'm having a hard time choosing which is my favourite here.
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i use the restroom and then a mutant comes in. i have a choice kill it with a hand dryer or show it my crap. i show it my crap. i go to the indoor swimming pool and have a choice of crapping myself in terror or offering the mutant beans for sex. you can see where this is going. 10 outta ten
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Perfect score: go upstairs, go to kitchen, use knife for brutality or meat for kindness, go to countryside, look in back for info, hide in bins or pub, go long way around, use the trolly for beans, use the trolly up or down the hill, go through the back, offer coffee, take pot shots for brutality, tell him to escape for kindness, throw beans for brutality, move along (duh), go to indoor pool, offer beans for kindness (and sex!), go to news for info, sing to get gerbil who will always be a correct answer, investigate for info, shout or throw endless beans to initiate battle, set up bookshelves for brutality, investigate or bike, peer or send jerry, crush its head for last brutality, jerry or front desk, use shotgun (to keep) or sledgehammer, take people carrier or old banger, jerry or drive around, maintain speed or get behind, DONT outrun or try to run off and you win! +so people can see
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"You open the tin before you throw it and the nearest mutant is left covered in beans. The smell of the beans attract the other mutant who begins to eat her former friend. You watch the ensuing scene and after quite a while you begin to find it quite arousing. It's a bit like all that Hentai porn that you used to watch on the internet. You take a step back to unzip your trousers but trip and fall down an open manhole right behind you" ... No words...
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Jerry the gerbil was set on guard of library , did good job he scouted the car area, did good, and attacked a mutant . Most usefull gerbil I found.