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It's been a year to the day that Mutant Uprising was released so here's a little announcement :o Mutant Uprising 2 is currently being written and should be out at the end of january/early february barring any problems!
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as you are walking across the street you come upon a smashed up pet shop. there seem to be no pets left, at least after leaving. you a small, figure in the doorway- a gerbil
sing it a lullaby
it calms it down, and you pick it up. you realize it is a mutant gerbil- you decide to name him jerry.
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That other comment was a mistake. I press "post" on accident. Mark it down, folks.
This is how you do the game, pressing the options in this order.
2 or 4, 1, 1 or 2, 2, 4, 1 or 4, 2, 1, 3 or 4, 3, 4, 2, 3, 3, 2, 2, 4, 2, 2 or 3, 4, 2, 3, 3, 1, 2, 2 or 3, 2 or 4, 2, 2 or 3, 3, 2 or 4, 2, 2 or 4, 5.
Now, memorize that, and do it as fast as you can!
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you catch the salesman by suprise by punching him the face, he staggers backward into the opposite wall. ignoring the pain in your hand, you grab him by the neck and shove him into the doorway. you continue to slam the door screaming "you are my bitch! you are all my bitches!!" until his brain pops out of his head. you pick it up and rub all over your face in brutal triumph.
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rank : A+ rating : brainy brutality : 4 kindness : 1 information : 3 items found : 3 what an awesome game never seen a survival game that needs quite different thinking while retaining comedy unlike other survival games which focus on survival this game still shows comedy other than survival if you happen to create a sequel make it longer with probably human survivors . and oh yeah nice ultimate plan :)
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beat game A+ clever ingenuity 22 deaths 4 brutalitys 2 kindnesses 3 informations got jerry the gerbil sawn off shot gun and beans final score 3498
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After switching all the computers to the most hardcore sites you can find, You find a hiding place to see if your risky plan works. The mutants burst in and immediately see the porn, They are enthralled and some of them are whooping for joy... You quietly sneak out the back before they start masturbating... I freaking love this game... 6/5
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hahahahahaha you offer the hot naked mutant chick some beans ,she is so grateful you end up having hot mutant sex hahaha
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o.o this part is the freakiest, it sent a chill down my spine.
You attack the mutant with a roll of toilet paper and it unrolls over his head. this causes it topause for a moment, then it lashes out and opens a huge hole in you midsection. You look in horror as all of you vital organs come plopping out. As you kneel on the floor trying to scoop themb back in, the Mutant takes another swing and varves off you face
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This game is too gay: it doesn't let me have sex with the hot chick, doesn't let me look for porn in the library, doesn't let me steal the sports car, doesn't let me drive into the mutants... But still, 5/5.
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definitely 5/5 more if i could , this game had me laughing and edge of seat same time =3 Love Jerry omgahh XD want an attack gerbil irl hehe got a A+ score second time through woot :3 and will be going through again just to check a last few choices... my first time through i did almost all the bad choices on purpose XD was hilarious
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A+ baby i laughed at the carnage and massacred every mutant my gerbil is like "gimme some skin bro" lol a hillarious game 5/5
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I had sex with a naked mutant, got a beast pet jerbil, watched porn sites, blew up a car, tell a mutant "look what I did", Went down a slope in a shopping cart, played pacman, crapped myself in a pool, blew up a zombies head with a shotgun, read twilight, and got zombies to watch internet porn (LOLZ). Some Messed up trip besides the mutant sex.....
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Dude when you need to take a shower go into the indoor swimming pool and click offer her some beans. And then your character will be having sex with a Hot naked Mutant chick!!!!
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Absolute best game ever. So many ways to get eaten, and the stupidest answers turn to survival. Jerry the Gerbil is my buddy. 5/5 fav'd.