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After escaping the, what should have been, obvious death in the bathroom, my panic attack stratagem failed and I was eaten in what was a poetic moment involving single tears and violins.
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Eheh... 4 brutality points and 1 kindness? Well I'm a bit 'off' and I like blood... okay fine the kindness point was for sex, leave me be!
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Holy crap i have got to cary around cans of beans i mean throwing it at people and watching them have sexy cannibalism and having hot sexy with mutants in the pool. the possiblilities are endless!
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You scream "You are my bitch! You are all my bitches!" Soon the helpless mutant's skull shatters and its brain slops out. You pick it up and rub it all over your face. BRUTALITY! - Instant 5/5.
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Gerbils dont eat beans, disgusted by your offer the gerbil jumps up and eats away at your eyeballs. i think he likes me
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. . . 'Set all computers to look up internet porn' "... the mutants become enthralled, and some are even whooping for joy. You get out before they start masturbating..." Did I really think this would work, or did I think it would be funny?
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i go into the bathroom, mutant comes in. i can 1: Attack with toilet paper
2:attack with hand dryer, or 3: point at clogged toilet and say: look what i did!
of course, you know what i chose. i cant believe it worked
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hey guys when you make it to the shop get a shopping trolley and you get beans then when you find a gerbil sing it a lullaby and when the armless mutant attacks you use the shotgun( you must use the shotgun to get the secret option) you will use 1 of 2 shells and kill it then check the desk for keys do the people carrier ( the rest will cause you to die which causes you to lose 50 points on your score) drive around them and escape around back then when the mutants chase you pick keep speed and try to keep control than look for try ultimate master plan its kul but you NEED the shotgun, jerry and the beans otherwise that option will not be there do not choose send jerry on a suicide mission send jerry against the imposssible odds send jerry against it (when you battle the mutant with the spikes) or use any of the choices that require the use of beans or shotgun (exept for killing the armless mutant) to get the ultimate master plan (which is really cool and should be in an action movie)