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alxdip123

Jan. 07, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) "WHY CAN'T WE GET ALONG!!!" --->lol

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kolloqwerty

Jan. 07, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) A RANKING!!!!!

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Sharsnik

Jan. 07, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) I don't understand how people can think this game is good. The options are completely random, and the "joke" options tend to get you killed most the time. This would be fine, but the save points are way too far apart. It gets really old clicking through the same dialog 10 times just to check all the outcomes.

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mmwmmw

Jan. 07, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) you died you died you died... F^*$ this stupid S^!%

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Hashketh

Jan. 07, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) Alright friggin beans will get you laid

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TheDoomThing

Jan. 07, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) One of the best text-adventure games coded in Flash. The ultimate master plan is, for lack of better words, truly epic. Excellent jokes, interesting dilemmas and storyline, and smooth gameplay. Gotta love how you can rig the computers in the library to show porn or even have sex with a female mutant. :P

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weelee123

Jan. 07, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) yay i made the water brown :)

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Snakeface

Jan. 07, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) A+ ,clever, 2 deaths, 9:22, 4 brutality, 3 kindness, 4 information, 3 items Master plan and 5703 points!!

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henrygale108

Jan. 07, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) haha, great game. got a B and had mutant sex!

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darklordofspawn

Jan. 07, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) i got a D on the first time :( this blows lol at least i kinda passed :)

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mrkeki1

Jan. 07, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) if all games were like this the world would be a better place (:

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jqwe2

Jan. 07, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) lol its fukkin maniacally brutal I LOVE IT!

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BoomFrog

Jan. 07, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) why does each page load so slowly!?

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millerblitz

Jan. 07, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) yes sex with sexy mutant chick

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shadowwalker

Jan. 07, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) lol mutant sex

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SyrianMafioso

Jan. 07, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) You are my bitch! You are all my bitches! very creative game 4/5

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thebakke

Jan. 07, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) i got "Brainy" ingenuity

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thebakke

Jan. 07, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) lol, master plan is totally unrealistic, but that was so kickass man!

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RichardGozinya

Jan. 07, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) ieatglue2, giving her beans not only saves you, but gets you laid.

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080087

Jan. 07, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) the gerbil can do everything!

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rickyxxy

Jan. 07, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) lol i got a b lol sex

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Dlover

Jan. 07, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) I managed to do that.

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Dlover

Jan. 07, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) oh, and 5514 points.

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Dlover

Jan. 07, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) A+, 1 death, "clever", 8minutes 29 seconds, 1 brutality, 5 kindness, 4 information, 3 items. And I used the "Ultimate Master Plan".

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ieatglue2

Jan. 07, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) in the indoor pool with the zombie crap yourself it actually saves you lol =)

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Giggity95

Jan. 07, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) Rocked it: A+

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HPaisana

Jan. 07, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) :D

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superbendrbot

Jan. 07, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) To solve all your problems, go to the pub.

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Sakemona

Jan. 07, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) funny game. def. worth a play

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darkgamerEX

Jan. 07, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) A+ 5737 2 Brutality 4 kindness 4 information 3 items found 5:23 1 death

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superbendrbot

Jan. 07, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) oki got kindness from takeing a dump and showing it to a mutant xD

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zelderex

Jan. 07, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) You guys suck 8) 6016 points, 4 brutality, 4 kindness, 4 info, 3 items found, A+ 8)

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midgemage

Jan. 07, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) C+, then B. Hot mutant sex FTW. 5/5 for humor.

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Buckman951

Jan. 07, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) If mutants take over the world the first thing I'm doing is grabbing a can of beans

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Dlover

Jan. 07, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) Lol "... Or you can run like hell."

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lexilemon

Jan. 07, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) I can't find the last item :(

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Demaldon

Jan. 07, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) I liked the fact that there were multiple paths through the game, though it did seem a tad unrealistic, still funny though (distracting mutants with feces, computers ectr). The chances you can do as you wish for a while before the mutants just happen to come across your hiding place are probably quite low. As for the enemies, the mutants come off as weak and rather stupid, given how easily you can get around them, and I was disappointed that there were no more 1v1 encounters towards the end. Simply masses of mutants charging after you and 'Last Stand' moments where you find weapons. There was also a lack of 'Brutality' 'Information' and 'Kindness' towards the end for me. Also...Jerry died, poor guy, I should have found another way -.- shame there isn't any 'back' option - 4/5

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Tehfighteryo

Jan. 07, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) A+ 4 info 4 kindness 1 brutality 2 items 4minutes 0 deaths

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1williamsg

Jan. 07, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) that would definently have been my master plan, 5/5

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2640ICSx

Jan. 07, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) If you give A woman beans she not going to really like you, keep that in mind.

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ScytheKnight

Jan. 07, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) A heck of a lot of fun.. some very funny, and demented dialog there.. Ohh yeah.. 14th highest score. ;) (A+ 6304)

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bababoy50

Jan. 07, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) i haz tah materz plan

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joeb283

Jan. 07, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) 3 items found, 3 brutality, 2 kindness, 2 information, clever as my ranking, and only 1 death

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elemental156

Jan. 07, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) Who would've thought mutants liked porn? Lmao 5/5, great game

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CorruptMaster

Jan. 07, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) i watched porn while jerry the gerbil watched for mutants :D

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bestcoolyo27

Jan. 07, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) sucks big hairy balls

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adampetermontes

Jan. 07, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) i got a+

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silverfire675

Jan. 07, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) I joined a hot mutant sect. I mean...I had hot mutant sects...dang it thts not it...crap what was it. =|

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Sulvor

Jan. 07, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) C-

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scull207

Jan. 07, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) wow...the more i play the more that can of beans is helping me O_O

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