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yup so after awhile the best way to make money to get upgrades is the random wheel, after losing to black 5 times in a row ive decided to move on to a different idle game
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dear developer,
if your reading this, please tell me if theres gonna be a coffee clicker 2 , and when its comin out. also, i dont get the whell of..... well, the whell, is it its own sepret game, or just a thing that gets u money.
your follower,
JTG
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So, from my previous comment, I have found that Chrome can run this fine, but when it comes to Firefox (main browser) it will screw up. Any reason to why this is?
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Prestige mode XD. income increase like they do in other games for pretige. like for every prestige you need to get even more coffee to win.
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... And I'm guessing the game didn't like that, so now he's giving me a streak of black. Starting falling on it 80% of the time :I
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You know what, I almost never say this, but I'll say it right here, and I don't give a damn how much I get blasted. *Worst Kongregate game ever.* Worse than Give Up, worse than You Find Yourself In a Room, worse than You Only Have One Life, worse, heck, a *lot* worse than You Have To Burn The Rope. A nasty, dirty, disgusting little exercise from beginning to end. Reading HaroldKrell's comments, he really comes across as a smug, smarmy jerk who doesn't give a damn about anyone or anything. It's downright disturbing. Hope you're enjoying your stay here, pal, because you have ZERO chance of making a dime in video game design with an attitude like that. 1/5, and this is the ONE time I'd like to go lower.
Wow. This comment really cuts to the bone. Seriously, I've been losing sleep because of this ordeal. I was even at the psychiatrist's office the other day, and I told him, "Am I a bad person?" and he told me, "Well, do you make video games that trick people on the internet?" And I said yes, and he said, "Well, then you're probably a bad person." It was a complete epiphany for me. Only recently have I realized that the people playing my game are actual people; I mean real people with hopes and aspirations, and I was ridiculing them by not letting them win a game where they had to click on a button a lot of times. I'm really grieving about this. I mean, to come to the realization that I am a LITERAL MONSTER because I fooled people on the internet... so many people... Those people are the real victims here.
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Back to that bone. Y'know, I thought we were past mindless pitfalls in video games. I see no reason why a developer would want to royally screw the player for absolutely no reason. (Yeah, yeah, he had an excuse, every sociopath does.) What is the *point*? We *know* these games are a colossal waste of time, you don't have to drive the point home with a 5,000-ton hammer. If I had to guess (from the "congraduations" end screen, which I didn't mind, BTW), it would be that HaroldKrell is hopelessly enamored by 8-bit videogame tropes, forgetting that there's a REASON they never made it out of the 8-bit era. You *have* to know when something's a bad idea, *have* to know when something's going to come across incredibly badly no matter what feeble rationalizations you bring up, *have* to know WHEN TO FREAKING SAY NO.
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All right. No screwing around, no BS. Here's all you need to know about this game. First, never, NEVER NEVER NEVER EVER click on the "Bone" upgrade. Ever. What this does is erase all your progress and make it impossible to get any of it back. This shows up late, so you're losing a *lot* of progress if you pick it up. I'm astounded that players aren't screaming to the high heavens over this. AVOID THE BONE. It is *death*. I have no desire whatsoever to get cute about this.
Second, the way to make progress is to spin the wheel, and if it's about to land on black, get out (preferably by closing the tab because it's the fastest). Forget about those stupid plants, and buy upgrades only if you have cash to spare. I know it's dumb luck, but it's the only good option, and by closing at least you protect yourself. Beware that it lands on black FAR more than 25% of the time, and you'll get a lot more yellows than blues or greens (especially blatant with the later cups). Just keep at it.
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Giving up on this game, the wheel goes black 2/3 of the time it seems. I'm not waiting the weeks it would need to climb to 10 billion without it.
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Your time has come. 15 seconds until the lucky wheel, spin anything except for black and win the game. Your luck is rusty, especially having the premium cup in play. Your trees you don't care about. They can wilt for all you care. Your strategy focuses on the lucky wheel. One more spin, even on yellow since you upgraded it enough, will win.
It's time. You spin. It goes for about 10 seconds, but it feels like 10 years. You wait until it slows down, to a close. It's almost to black. You feel a pain inside you. You place your mouse on the Lucky Wheel cooldown upgrade. It stops in the middle of black and yellow, but wait....
It's closer to yellow, you see it by a pixel. You had almost clicked the lucky wheel cooldown time upgrade. You did it.
"One coffee, coming right up sir!"
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Since I bought the premioum Cup,when I spin the wheel it almost always lands on x0 and I am sick of losing all my money.Premioum Cup gives you bad luck,right?
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Let me see if I've got this right: filling the premium cup literally breaks the game? REALLY?! That's kinda anti-climactic, don't ya think?
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There comes a point where the coffee plants become a worthless commodity, and all for the lack of value increase upgrades.
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Suggestions: Crops shouldn't die 30 seconds after you leave them mature, spinner is way too slow, and you should collect more coffee when not playing.
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Yeah black on the super luck wheel is getting old, quick. There's no need to give us nothing, let alone take everything that has been accumulated.
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If your going to make a message at the end at least spell it right but other than that I rate 8/10, good game probably better than Cookie Clicker because it has a wheel and it's not just level after level of boring meaningless upgrades, keep up the good work HaroldKrell
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One kind of sneaky trick is to hover over an upgrade while its spinning, and buy it if you are about to land in black