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This game is of course equal to all other games on Kongregate arcade. But some games are more equal than others, and this is one of them.
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Just got done beating the game and I didnt want it to end. More levels would have been great. Also being able to log your times on the different courses. It would leave the player with more to do after they beat the game.
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Loved it, the humor was perfect, the game play and graphics fit perfectly too. Shivving people in a dirty race, yet being proclaimed "the most equal of all racers," gotta love that. Also the quotes from the winners made me chuckle. 5/5
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This game is strangely addictive. The terrible graphics add to the humour. The political connotations are also funny.
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Tip on how to beat glorious: get mostly everything, then start race and boost, shiv and taunt rapidly, then during race shiv, taunt and donate at good times.
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It's a lot of fun, but now that I have, literally, every status boost, weapon, item and $100k, I'd honestly like to see a sequel or even an expansion of some sort. Despite the fact I get a really good laugh from biting, kicking and stabbing people, the challenge isn't entirely...there, anymore. Not even on glorious difficulty. :|