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SAY THIs IN A RUSSIAN VOICE why id=s everyone else not running ohh u stabbed them well i guess this is ok but if you bite him
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Such astonishing -stabbing- dear comrade! You truly are an inspiration to the socialist youth throughout the country. There I fixed it...
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the offical rules for the officals:
Never pick up any illigel objects.
Not care that some people just got stabed in mid race.
And always go watch another race when someone tells you to.
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I must be quite an asshole. At the start of each race, i steal everything, i make fun of their mothers, stab someone, and kick someone else.
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Official 1: WTH?! That guy just stabbed a fellow comrade runner!
Official 2: I say! We should stop him for 6 seconds for murdering in cold blood!
Official 1: ...
Official 3: That seems a bit harsh. He has a gold star, I think we should only slow him down for 3 seconds.
Official 1: ...
Official 2: Wouldn't a gold star mean he died in combat?
Official 3: Zombies are people too.
Official 1: ...
Official 2: Oh he also has a very heroic knife. I think we'll look the other way this time.
Official 1: dotdotdot
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Is it at all ironic that you have to work to SAVE up MONEY to BUY upgrades. Only after PURCHASING GOODS do you stand a chance of winning the race... well, that and your own INDIVIDUAL effort.
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The last race was too hard, but still great game and fun time waster so 4/5 and for a good Soviet Russia joke: In Soviet Russia, gym works out in you! (that didn't make any sense to me)
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Why should I be penalized if my competition happens to accidently fall on my knife? They should be the ones penalized for being so clumsy and spilling their blood on my socialist tool!
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Comrade, you have won the race, and by winning you have proven that all men are in equal standing with each other, such is the Socialist way. Congratulations, Comrade, you are equal!
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"whats this about all my competitors being stabbed mid race? i had no idea about that...nope, thats not a knife in my hand, its an...uh, letter opener, yeah, thats what it is...a letter opener..."