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*Is Vladimir Lenin and Kicks Comrade Ivan in Shin* Offical: STOP THERE!!!! *Lenin hands him Papers* Offical: Oh... This explains it all.. Carry on!
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Comrade Calvin: Finally! I get the glory of running in the Glorious Race! I shall win for Motherland!!!
*gets stabed before race begins*
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Official: Comrade, we believe you should NOT enter this race, for we have heard rumors of your... "unique" way of racing. Player: I never stabbed them, It's not my fault they just fell down... er... dead. Anyway, These forms should explain... Official: Oh... well these DO explain it... er... carry on comrade. Player: (Works every time) *evil grin*.
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to win the last race is simple. at the start, taunt them and sprint away.
then continue to sprint while you taunt and knife they who catch up to you. and if the knife are still on cooldown, use kick instead. This is how i did it at least
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Being Russian, I find this offensive... and funny. So I give one thumbs up, one thumbs down. For equality. AH! I'M BECOMING A SOCIALIST! HOW HORRIBLE!
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I love this game, played it so many times, but still, my classical education compels me to state one thing: Y U NO Socialism =/= Communism.
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Seven people de-- *ahem* who stopped running, and yet they can still outrun me!? Whatever training he is getting, it's terrible. 150% speed? To the other racers it feels as if it's 75% to them.
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I like how, at the beginning, it says, 'We will trample the monocles and tophats of capitalists as we run!', and then, when you beat the game, your sponsors are wearing monocles and tophats.