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When I saw the tags I thought this would be a riff on Bearbarians.... It's pretty obvious that this game didn't get as much love as your other ones.
The plot and the dialogue is contrived and boring. I'm a fast reader so text that doesn't instantaneously appear aggravates me :X Music really sets a tone so when you have campy actions behind Ultra Serious music it makes funny, and not in a good way. I thought the coins giving health were neat but I think they would have been better suited to a platformer.
It looks like the game was made in a hurry to show off the Kongpanions gimmick... This is pretty disappointing, Bearbarians was a better game all around. I know the game developers can do better and hope they will in the future.
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Where to start, characters are too slow, stand over a grate and there's really no point in moving. Upgrading weapons upgrades your enemies weapons? who does that? If your allies take your money, are they really your allies? Why upgrade them at all? Reload time is a joke. Abilities are random... and what about the dinosaurs?! What makes dinosaurs dangerous isn't their pistols... they're freakin' dinosaurs! You should be able to upgrade stuff like teeth, tail, claws, etc... and what about wings? because what the hell do jetpacks have to do with dinosaurs? ...I'm down with weaponized lizards but they might as well be puppies, or rats ...or turtles perhaps? Artwork is great but why not spend more than 4 min. coming up with a storyline. It's a platform shooter, we all love'm there are thousands out there and things that make them awesome. ...oh and one last thing, it looks like there's a Triceratops, a T-rex, maybe an Allosaurus, why are they the same size as kittens and guinea pigs?
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It's just like in real life-
people around you call themselves "friends" but in fact they just want to steal your money and hinder your progress ! :O
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'Don't worry Oak is the main character-he can't die.' 'Boy What would we do if Oak died? That sure would be Bad.' 'Oak sure is old and also a mentor figure.' 'This looks like a trap, but I'm sure it isn't. ' Foreshadowing at its least subtle.
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I save my money during multiple mission to get that heavy machine gun and I get THIS ! Reduce health boxes, a weapon grabbable by all enemies and a "machine gun" with about 8 bullets in the chamber... what a scam.
And the game is SO easy, just have to find the right spot to zone in the map. th game design in the game... is it even existent ? a few sprites that shoot bullets straight ahead in a few creative less map design...
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There are some games which don't need reason to be good and then, there are games... Why dinosaurs? Why underground? Why do I fight against kittens, bugs, pigs? Why is everything so slow? Why can't I skip the intro? Why do my fellow dinos speak slower than I write? Why do I buy new weapons for the enemies? Why do I upgrade my teammates who don't contribute anything to each match? Why is there a story being told although it's really not necessary? Why are there so many why's? At least, now you know why I rated 1/5.