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maskedzac123

Oct. 03, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) okay i agree with the salesperson is also selling items to the bear but why does the bear get that stuff and the kid does'nt?

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MitchelM

Oct. 01, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) how come the employees from other companies explode/??

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hunter59674

Sep. 25, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) sice when do hotdog stands explode!!!!???

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GBUG

Sep. 25, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) this deserves a true wtf moment

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cricket_jumper

Sep. 22, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) OK - so I launch myself over 100K and there's that bear, surfing after me! For the love of all things holy.. please let me escape the bear!!!!

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gkeo

Sep. 21, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) How do lawn gnomes explode?

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calvin_hobbes

Sep. 17, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Store Clerk: Okay, who sold a bear a machine gun?!?! Newsman: In other words, a bear is trying to shoot a fat kid running down the sidewalk. The bear is shooting, but not hitting the kid.

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calvin_hobbes

Sep. 17, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Why is he even messing with a bear anyway?!?!

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FlarpTheBest

Sep. 15, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) why explodes everything in this game?

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mlaing

Sep. 12, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) fun game, would be a whole lot better if it had badges

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rickibooi

Sep. 08, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) what is that 'man' doing on that rocket???

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sweet897

Sep. 04, 2011

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drgdd

Sep. 01, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) I think Alqueda is recruiting birds now

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jacob8600

Aug. 31, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) needs badges!!!

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500swimmer

Aug. 27, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) I would rather get malled by the bear, then be launched out of the catapult.

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ArrenJevleth

Aug. 23, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) What the crap are they putting in those balloons? o_O

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Poseiden33

Aug. 20, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) FLYING GINGER= AWESOME

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Poseiden33

Aug. 20, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) That bear annoyes the crap out of me.. and Metres... dont u love that <3

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x1StapleGun

Aug. 18, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) new best: 71697 meters; yet the bear still has the speed and stamina to chase me on foot. WTF?

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x1StapleGun

Aug. 18, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) my PB is 55262 meters. hilarious game.

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DonkeyInaBoat

Aug. 18, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) just not enough stuff either available for upgrade or in the air... seems rushed and a bit short for this type of game tho it's not bad

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cedric1234

Aug. 16, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) okay weird, i go the same speed when i shoot straight up, as going forward O_O

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supergamer97

Aug. 14, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) 100066 metres AMAZING!

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samwhary

Aug. 14, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) lol! this game is hilarious!

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gamejunk

Aug. 13, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) this game is shaming silly. Liked it though.

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gamejunk

Aug. 13, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) I think it would hurt less to be attacked by the bear, than beeing catapulted 100 kilometres away.

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under871

Aug. 13, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) finaly stopped at 178,667

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under871

Aug. 13, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) it wont stop ove 150,000 now

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hunt809

Aug. 12, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) the first time i try to make a small trip i get 20k+ distance jeese

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zebatrizon

Aug. 12, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) 102474 meters,im proud that fat kid survived

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Park0man

Aug. 11, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) why would a duck cost more than a metal catapult?

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boj3

Aug. 10, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) now 147070. ):)

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boj3

Aug. 10, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) 95445 meters! beat that!

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boj3

Aug. 10, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) go kid! he's gonna hit the buisness man... oh! BOOM!!!!!!!! he exploded. LMAO!

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Ramza_Hawker

Aug. 08, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) An ICBM or a catapult made outa skulls.....decisions decisions

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Dannybwoi120

Aug. 07, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) fat arse kid wont let me go off game for god sake his arse is so huge its annoying!

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hansolo13

Aug. 04, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) i wish he could buy the merchants gold tooth for sexyness points hahahhah

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hoikneusen

Aug. 03, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) i always laugh about fat children with a cape launched by a catapult and chased by a bear with a jetpack. if u think about it its really funny

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axzes

Jul. 31, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) My mom said don't mess with bears, I just laughed at her. Now when I played this she wasn't kidding...

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defenceman

Jul. 30, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) erm.. im not paying for his hospital bill......

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thereallord

Jul. 28, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) welcome to the world of a fat kid were baloons, birds, hot dog stands,, garden gnomes and brief cases explode and were a bear can belly slide for miles and miles with the greatest of ease.

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yankinapple

Jul. 26, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) how does a bear slide for millions of miles without failing

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harpy5

Jul. 25, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) where thid the bear get dr eggmans machine

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InfinityZeroX

Jul. 25, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) wut did the fat kid do to make the bear sooo mad that it can drive, shoot a gun, and SlIDE on CEMENT

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undedknight

Jul. 24, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Why balooonz explode?

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ikilu

Jul. 21, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) That kid has a sad life, he touches a balloon, then it explodes, how sad.XD

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poopmok

Jul. 18, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) who gave tht bear a gun

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TimothyZ

Jul. 17, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) found some stupid glitch i kept getting my catapult aimed down

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TimothyZ

Jul. 17, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) for my birthday i got a icbm

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TimothyZ

Jul. 17, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) it is not a bear it is a wolf

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