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Don't waste your time for the BoTD, even if you do reach the speed limit, which should take 30 minutes at minimum, it won't award you with it.
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the games quit loading about 3 hours ago. every time I try to refresh I get nothing. Anybody else having this problem
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The flash sale doesn't even work. It should reduce the price from 300 to 150 kreds, but it doesn't. Not that I'd buy it though. It won't increase the fun that much and it costs as much as a full indie game ($15). Originally 2-3 2D indie games or 1 3D indie game or a AAA game on sale. ($30) Imagine buying this for even just $15 when The Witcher 3 GOTY edition costs the same every once in a while.
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Do they really expect you to start this game every 3 hours and watch an ad? What is this? A grindy manipulative mobile game? Yeah, that's basically what this is. It's also on mobile. And like most mobile games, there's microtransactions and loot boxes. It's a grind that probably takes months like all mobile games. At least it's more fun than most mobile games, but not if you have to play it for hundreds of hours. The time in between upgrades increases to probably hours at one point although I'm not sure about that. What happened to silly browser games that took a few hours to beat instead of games you have to play every few hours every day for months or years to beat?
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You know a game is grindy when there's no new upgrade available after every run. Make sure people can upgrade every time they play! The coin requirements increase a lot every level. This game probably requires hundreds of hours to complete and even has a $30 pack to buy!
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You either die a hero (fun innocent indie game) or live long enough to see yourself become a villain (grindy pay to win microtransaction lootbox filled mobile-like game).
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BOTD only took me 15-30 minutes. All you really need is a few good bounces and get the screenshot (as best comment highlighted)
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The money-grabbing, fun-eating, grift-tastic advertisement on display is nowhere as clear as when a SPECIAL OFFER! counts down until blinks "0:00" and then keeps blinking that for quite a while in an attempt to get me to buy, buy, BUY! Nah, you're not getting my kreds with that mindset. 1 star for getting greedy.
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So, I just got a special offer for the biggest pack of piñatas... For the low, low price of ??. Yes, ?? rather than an actual number. Something's wrong here.
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Where the hell are the language settings? Obviusly the game has different languages, but could not find a way to change them.
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I already had the badge of the day, but it took me less than an hour to get to 106 speed. I saved up to get spedometer upgrades ASAP (last one I bought cost 14000), but otherwise just played the game.
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can't gain gold. bugged as hell. freezes when run completed. reset data 10 times, still bugged and stuck with the only first earned gold.
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This game is dead to me... LITERALLY. Even after a hard refresh of the page, I'm stuck in an infinite loop where all I can do is open piñatas. Maybe I can try it on a different browser, but I may not get this BOTD or the shiny Kongpanion for this week.
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First, I couldn't play the videos for the piñatas; clicking the play button did nothing. Then, I got stuck in an infinite loop opening piñatas forever; I opened dozens before giving up and reloading the game. It looks a little buggy...
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Getting to 100 speed is easy. Took a couple of hours of trying and a good run, though. The cables and the speed max upgrades are all you need. The acheve didn't flag. Several more launches over the course of the week. I stand at 3,908 distance, and syill no speed achev. No, I log in today, and it has lost my progress. I had even spent koins to get around a bug with the pinata videos not playing. Overall, most disappointing. At this point, I have to drop my rating down to a 1 star. I'd give you a half, if I could. Most of it works well, but some key glaring no fun times ahead.
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It's fun, but way more tedious than previous versions to drive the p2w aspect. That prickly pair seems broken though. I can't catch the little bugger, unless that's expected until you upgrade to max.
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cant believe there is such a rough and rubbish version of Burrito Bison, the gold earn and the price for upgrade are just so broken, there are no stat after each run, the max speed/ height reached does not show up anywhere, and for a stupid game like this, the dev expect people to pay to win?! i got lucky that finish 2 quest in a row, so that there are enough cards to give me boost with chills and tacos, so i reached 105/100 speed after 30 min of playing this game, but the badge doesnt register!! should have read the comments before playing
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This is the second day in a row where the game has reset my progress. Like, I know the Kongregate higher-ups gave up caring for Lent, but this is asinine.
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This game is broken, it doesn't keep my progress from one day to the next and on many of the runs it doesn't give me the gold I have earned making it much more difficult to level up the shop items you you need to badge the game... if the badges actually worked EPIC FAIL
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It's extremely fun and rewarding. The upgrades scale perfectly and makes you feel like you are improving by the second
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in such a grindy AND completely random game where single run means absolutely nothing, rewards that help only in one run seem almost like a slap in the face...
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I've saw a youtuber played this game recently and I've remembered playing the last 2 games in the series years ago. I remember having so much fun and I was able to finish the game in under 3 hours. This game is not it. For some perspective, I've been playing after the 3 hour mark and I've been noticing the lack of progress. Expect 3-4 runs without upgrading anything, and you're still not even halfway to completing it. One upgrade can cost 80k,the next 500k, and the next 1.2mil. After noticing my speed of above 100+ to bust through the 3rd wall and notice how little of a dent i've made, I've stopped playing. This would be such a great game if there wasn't such a massive price spike. Please reader, just keep playing the last 2 games.
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Easy badge doesn't work! Also, it took a long time, for an easy badge that - I insist - was not delivered, there was no pleasure in playing and it seems to me that this version is an authentic P2W. Anyway... a bad experience, all in all.