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After reading the comments people have made on your game, it's clear that many, if not most people here don't get the joke. I do. Bravo.
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This is the first game I've ever played that caused me to feel real, actual pain... 5'd and well done, I guess.... =/
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This is one of those seminal moments in Flash Gaming history. No one will ever again be able to make a pretentious game without being mocked, or trying to do something to break this mold. Hats off to you, sir.
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Why isn't the girl falling for the guy that can walk on fire, fly, patiently wait, run fearlessly, and all that other good stuff?
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I misread "passing up" as "pressing up," resulting in my replaying the game trying to minimize my jumps and hoping something would change.
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Pretty good. I liked the inventiveness of some of the levels. It wasn't very original, or very graphically spectacular, but it didn't need to be. All in all, what does?