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This is pretty addictive. It seems that I just want to go farther, knowing I can do better than my current record. I love all the distracting effects as well. 5/5
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From: Rider 24321, To: knigg Subject: Rollercoaster. Dear Rollercoaster Engineer, I simply love your Epic Coaster. However, there are several problems that I would like to point out. First, I don't think that's what people mean by "Jump Start." Why can't we just start normally, while we save our energy for the gaps. I know we have unlimited energy, but it's just that I don't feel like jumping in the beginning. Second, my barber is already doing a great job, so the airplanes are unnecessary. My friend went a little to high, and before he left us he told me not to invite you to his funeral. Finally, I'd recommend that you look for some help. Only a complete psychopath would build such a roller coaster. I did enjoy it though. Sincerely, Rider 24321
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The hard badge on this game should be listed as impossible. With as many plays as this has, only 7k people have gotten it? Im pretty sure there's impossible badges with better ratios.
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I'm sorry but the more I play this game, the less I like it. First off, the premise just makes no sense. The scoring is arbitrary. The "music" is mind-numbingly repetitive. But my main problem is that the primary difficulty in the game is just ignoring all the distracting crap on the screen that stops you seeing where you're going. Genuinely challenging games are fine but this is an easy game made challenging by filling the screen with crap. If I wanted annoying distractions, I'd just get somebody to jab me in the ribs at random intervals.
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This medium badge is going to give me an aneurysm. I can get four perfect jumps in a row just fine, but fifth one always eludes me.
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Earned the first two badges in 2010... fast forward to 2012, I come back and nail 15,000 on the first try.
So, if you're getting frustrated, take a break and come back to it. Best of luck.
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9000 miles? God this is big!!!! News Reporter: 'Ello mr um well is this safe for small children? because your sign says must be an inch high to ride... Theme Park owner: Oh of course! beside the cracks, airplanes, with birds picking their heads of.. chances of dieing of hunger or too much air... and over 9000 miles long...and 9,999 feet tall! oh they will be as safe as god in heaven! -screams and coaster falls leaving all the remains of the bodies splattered everywhere with a baby's head on the theme park owner- Yup safe as god in heaven
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I always thought that coasters were supposed to slow down as they went along instead of speeding up, but hey, physics are for suckers XD
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First CANABALT now this!! Final Destination relived all over again! :O It would be nice to have an achievement page so you know what you've achieved so far. Just numbers (37/80) don't git it... Anyhoo-I give it a 4.9/5.0! I just luv Armor Games!! >^_^<