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Man, after a few minutes playing this, try to look away - the reality is melting! This must be some kind of Optical Illusion or Black Magic...
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I feel bad for the people going 1000K+ MPH for minutes. Airplanes and rescue squads fall from the sky but no one helps. Apparently these people (From View) Have no seatbelts and don't move when you toss them all around. Also Like if you lol'ed at LobsterMobster's Comment
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I'm not sure about the owner of this massive theme park but I for one would never hire the architect who designed this roller coaster for another theme park.
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Dear Elizabeth, It has now been four days on this rollercoaster, with no food or water. The cars constantly jump the track, only to land on another segment. Despite my exhaustion, the noise and constant terror keep me awake. People can see us. They're taking photographs. I don't understand why they aren't doing anything. Why won't they help us? Why won't they put a stop to this? I pray that, should I never see you again, this letter at least someday makes its way to you, my love. Tell Junior I'm so, so proud of him. Love, Edmund
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This game is the precursor to Canabalt. Surely the machines will not tolerate our wastefulness, such as to launch 5 747s dangerously close to one another, and low to the ground. The people on those planes didn't even want to GO there...
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The riders aren't actually moving relative to the Earth! The underlying railings of the roller coaster are coasting by the riders on the roller coaster! Instead of asking, when will we reach the end, one should implore: when will the end reach us? As Albert Einstein is known for have said, everything is relative...ly absolute.
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Pretty cool game fair warning if your trying for hard badge graphic explosions will frustrate you. So bleeding distracting with birds flying fireworks going off camaras flashing every 15 seconds background movement.people jumping outa planes. all this mixed in with having to time your jumps with just the right amount of force make for a worthy challange
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LOL this game is like those optics-inducing animations. After playing this game for a longer time all textures I looked at began swirling around. nice.