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This is the most amazing game, ever. Thank you so much, Mr. Light_Bringer777 for giving me the ultimate procrastination tool.
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bullet travel speed seems to be pointless to upgrade. you need launching power anyway to proceed and max shots is by far the cheapest upgrade and scales far too cheap. would have liked a cutscenes when beating the devil though.
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See? this. The empire shouldn't have wasted vast fortunes on the 2 Death Stars...just hire this penguin, problem solved
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i think i know what dodos did: (penguins are friends) A bird that is thought to be extinct by the majority of humans. In reality, they are building huge weapons of mass destruction in the underworld and are waiting for the perfect time to attack the human race. They are always watching us when our backs are turned, but if we turn around, they are suddenly gone due thanks to their amazing speed.
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It didn't autosave! I played for over two hours; accidentally closed tab; then when I went back it made me start over
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If I did my math right, assuming it was the same density as Earth, the Dodo Homeworld 4 would have a strong enough gravitational force to turn humans into puddles. Dodos must be built pretty damn sternly.
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You should clasify this game as NSFW. I almost got fired when my boss saw me playing this.
The worst part is that i have to explaing to him why i was playing a game, which main character is a penguin with a cannon, why he wanted to destroy a mountain that someone "flooded it with pee" (his exact words) and "who the f... is paying a penguin to do that" (his exact words, too)
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"Let me learn how to fly by shooting this cannon at these objects, which are perfectly lined up, with this stationary yet upgradable cannon." -penguin
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I want to complete all researches to lvl 100 and max out all the upgrades but the game lags like hell....anybody got a solution ??
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Welcome to Facts about the penguin, with me. Fact 1. Penguins REALLY hate dodos. Fact 2. Penguins are offended by ice bergs, even though they live on a giant one. Fact 3. Penguins will DESTROY THE WORLDS LARGEST ICE BERG, AND FLY TO YOUR HOUSE WITH ROCKETS FROM N.A.S.A ATTACHED TO A HANG GLIDER (don't ask how) AND PUNCH YOU IN THE FACE IF YOU CALL THEM STUPID ON THE INTERNET. My point: DON'T CALL PENGUINS STUPID ON THE INTERNET. Penguins also have access to nukes...For whatever reason...And will use them on ice bergs. Why waste a nuke to kill an ice berg while global warming is happening? Penguins everywhere say, "Well, think of it as an enemy." "You wouldn't want to wait for them to die, you would kill them yourself."
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The game can be really depressing when you think about it, killing dodos, snowmen, and even destroying planets. Its makes me cry alittle...