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worker 1: Hey did you guys hear a crack? worker 2:SORRY! I had buritos filled with beans today. worker 1:no i mean like a crack when something breaks. worker 2:well i did break my but last christmas. worker 3:HEY WHO FORGOT TO BUT THE CONNECTORS!!!! all:F**K
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im not sure if anyone would want a elephant for christmas, but i heard santa's running out of hippopotamuses. anyway it's not that hard, well actually very easy after you google up pictures of worlds strongest bridges :D
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ohh no, its christmast and santa helper is still trying my horible designed bridge to take a stupid present and a elephant which weight 1000 ton!!!
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"I better fall down this hole to save Mikey after he blasted through it from jumping down onto this rickety bridge from that cliff into the who-knows-where-the-bottom-is abyss."
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I love how a falling present breaks steel! What's in them, plutonium and uranium along with fifty thousand ton weights!?!