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I was initially prepared to give this game a low score on account of the fact that it's practically a clone of Burrito Bison; but the theme song... dear God, the theme song. Plus, any game that can make me say something like "I hit a shark before I had to fight biscuit head, so I accidentally slowed down and missed slamming into a big cookie" with a straight face is deserving of a good score, 5/5.
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Some minigames seem kinda off. Shark will almost force you to use a rocket after it. Glider punishes you if you lose even one cake and UFO target seems kinda off sometimes. Also, some minigames SERIOUSLY interfere with Biscuithead, making you auto-lose. Needs some work 3/5 for now
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I'm serious. When the panda dies, it should be because I made a mistake, not because the panda can't go up or down fast enough to pass the ridiculously high slopes.
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The wheel is so f ing fixed 3 times in a row i got the blow up thing, then i hit it again didn't get it, then i got 2 more times in a row, then i hit it again got something else, then i got 2 more times in a row WTF plus it doesn't even work for me, when the baloon starts to get big i click to pop it, but it just doesn't work!!!
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In the begining I was under the impression that this was just a silly knock-oof of Burrito Bison, but frnakly I like this game alot more. It gets going a bit quicker and it's a bit simpler. I like that. 5/5
P.S. Awesome song.
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dream mode was definitely worth unlocking: it's basically what happens when you drink the rocket pandas "special" tea...
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No.1 misforgiving I have about this is that it seems to lag more and be less sensitive than Burrito Bison, which it should not lose out to since their concepts and gameplay is too similar
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I am thoroughly offended by this game and I've never really been offended by any game before. It's not just a really badly done ripoff of other popular games (Burrito Bison, Toss the Turtle), but the theme and the included objects and animals are really offensive to me as someone of Chinese descent.
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Lovely game. It's a lot of fun and the upgrades are done really well. I love how each thing from the wheel of fortune feels like a mini-game unto itself. One small nit pick...the space panda game hurts my wrist after a while. I think it would be great for a touch screen, but a little rough with a mouse for me.
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the space panda is stupid your panda can do the angles the rock go at and half the time the cookies are in the rocks i dont mean really close but in the rocks your hitbox is unclear it is so much hrder than the rest of the game its complelty unbalanced im only giving a 1/5 fo its another game i can t complete just becuase some bonus piece was built poorly