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Hard badge is ridiculously easy if you don't kill the monkey boss right away. How you may ask? ... 3 groupies, good takeoff ... double-flip-while handstanding directly into glider. Then DON'T release the up button!! you'll have 4x bonus and if the monkey boss is still around you can fly for a LOOOONG time for massive bonus. can be done without the monkey too, but then you cap out just under 100k points in run.
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I'm kinda disappointed that it took me five runs to even get the first speed upgrade. This is annoying. After one run, you should be able to upgrade *something*
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Congratulations! You just won the Turning Tricks Badge and 5 points!
Turning Tricks (completed)
....game hasn't even loaded yet
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The controls seems to have either random or no effect on what is happening in the game. Takes forever to do anything. Fun =0
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O CRAP CRAP CRAP what should i do with the groupies body?!?!?! game over man!!!! wait.....lets just put her in the cart then i jump in and then we have an "accident" becasue then nobody will see the gun shot wounds :D
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The glider is such a piece of shit. Most of the time it just aims you nose first into the ground no matter what angle you were facing to begin with. And stop making me rebuy groupies. It was annoying in the first game and it's annoying now. You're just making your game even worse of a grind.