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I was gonna give it a 5 but it was so short i have to give it a 3. And what does this have to do with imagination or friendship?????
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Hello, why don't I politely let you open this door that you're behind before the laws of physics in 2 dimensions allow me to shoot you, it's ok, I'll wait until you are fully outside before I shoot, for we live in an honorable dimension.
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toooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo shooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrtttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt but it is matrixeee and i like bananananananananananana-nan--a
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You sir, have clearly injected more than enough drugs to kill an elephant, gave yourself a concussion, melded minds with a mass-murderer, and created this game. I applaud your god damn awesomeness.
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the room fulla guys, use the assault rifle, try to stop on the ledge so you can springboard offa it, and rain lead upon the unworthy masses, then tuck and roll under them, reverse and mop up whoever's left. Spam time slow because it's unlimited.
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AWESOME!!! the game was good the story was a little short, weapons were nicely picked, just awesome. 6/5. But there should be a game before this one to describe the history of the banana and the dude, what people forced him to take pills that kind of stuff.
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At the beggining, I was like "Mmh, he must be a government supersoldier experiment, coded with a delusion that he has a friend named "Pedro" who is actually an agent over the phone and that he must do whatever "Pedro" tells him to do. They just sicced him on the city's biggest gang as a test run and to get rid of the gang's criminality. What a messed up game."
And then at the end I was like "wut."