Under rating threshold (hideshow)
Fun game, but unbalanced. You can skip buying half of the items and way before you end, you've maxed out everything and there's no point in playing... 1/5
Under rating threshold (hideshow)
So I was having fun the first 40 minutes of the game. An then I got to 5th pinata and almost instantly bought highest-tier stuff (lightsaber, last glove and already had all skills maxed out). Next 70 minutes of my life were awful: my wrist was hurting, I had no ways to increase my stats any further and that frakking parrot just wouldn't die. FOR 70 minutes! This is ridiculous and incredibly.. stupendously idiotic. Long story short, my 4/5 turned into 1/5. Thanks devs.
Under rating threshold (hideshow)
It takes some weird people to just have Hulk Hands and actual Lightsabers and Dwarven Warhammers laying around
It takes somebody straight out of the insane asylum to sell them for hundreds of pounds of candy as instruments of pinata torture and mutilation
Under rating threshold (hideshow)
they said the strongest material in the world were the teeth of a sea slug. They were wrong... it's this game's final pinata.
Under rating threshold (hideshow)
So there are buttons in the game for apparent In-App purchases. Which don't actually do anything. Professional. Side note for the dev: If you're going to have IAP on your platform, on *any* format... for the love of God, make your in-game currency different from the actual currency the IAP displays. As it is, it makes it look like the most powerful weapons in the game cost a fraction as much as the first club.
Under rating threshold (hideshow)
This should have been an idle game, like have upgradeable automatic guns or robotic arms that add some hits and let the game run even while you aren't playing.
Under rating threshold (hideshow)
What upsets me the most is the fact that I always feel like I'm upgrading to a small width thing.
(I just hope that all that fallen candy goes to little kids or the guy from the gym)
Under rating threshold (hideshow)
It's kinkda akward when someone is asking what are you doing you say: im hitting an animal in the butt with a rubber chicken.
Under rating threshold (hideshow)
The bag should be moveable using the arrow keys. + to keep this comment alive, so that the developer may see this. :)