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SolstaceWinters

Jun. 23, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) This simple classic has always been a fun game, unlike many of the complex, convoluted, confusing plot-based games we have today. Sometimes the best things in life, really are the simple things. While your version is great... unfortunately I do have to say that Timesplitters 2 has the best Snake music ever! But don't let that bum you, this is still a great 5/5 tho!

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wqreytamn

Jun. 23, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Obviously. No alien would have the manipulation skills for such god-like scores.

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jshmove1987

Jun. 23, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Wow. So innovative.

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Discelleneous

Jun. 23, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Ah I got it never mind.

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rye10516

Jun. 23, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Can't wait till tomorrow? Change the date on your computer, refresh page, profit

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Discelleneous

Jun. 23, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Am I the only one having trouble with Sea snake? If the pellets spawn too far away, I have no chance. I can't get a score higher than 6. :(

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Developer response from netgrind

You need to keep going up for air. Just travel near the top until you are close to the pill then dive down.

AlphaDeFlux

Jun. 23, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Slight bug I found. I CAN'T DIE OR RESTART!!!

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SquallLeonhart

Jun. 23, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) That feeling of victory when your trouser snake score is higher than the Dev's. ;)

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Amndeep7

Jun. 23, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) It would be nice to see the dev's highscore next to your own when you die.

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Beibin

Jun. 23, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Please fix the contrast. You don't need to make my eyes bleed just to make a retro game.

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Developer response from netgrind

Sorry, it was tough to come up with 28 color combos. You can pick your fav from the options menu though.

happybirds123

Jun. 23, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Is the dev even human?

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Developer response from netgrind

bleep bloop

antares

Jun. 23, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Wouldn't it make more sense if the snake slowed down when getting bigger as opposed to speeding up? O_o

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rangerowneg

Jun. 23, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) 38 first try on passage, i had so many close calls its unbelieveable.

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Lektio

Jun. 23, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Heh. I changed my system clock to get the "Come back another day" snake...

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JSilvis

Jun. 23, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) The high scores are all just out of reach....why did you have to be just a tiny bit better than me at Snake netgrind?

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Developer response from netgrind

because I had to play it a bajillion times while developing this game :P

rubberchicken999

Jun. 23, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) I almost threw my computer out of my window from trying to beat the dev time. I should stop playing before I kill myself.

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Titanshadow12

Jun. 23, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Love the unlock-all option for the n00bs :)

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Developer response from netgrind

Just a warning pressing that stops the badges from unlocking...

Gaarad

Jun. 23, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Well... *sets clock forward one day* Close enough...

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Titanshadow12

Jun. 23, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Love the mgs reference ^^

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KatziNatze

Jun. 23, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) A 'Resend Stats' button? You sir, are amazing.

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Dust30

Jun. 23, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) I don't eat like a pig. I eat like a snake.

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ramdonperson

Jun. 23, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) uh yeah i have a small issue with this game, when you go to the credits page, do not hit anything except Esc. If you try to click anything else it will continuously open the credits website, if you try to refocus to the game it will open the credits website again. The only way out is to refresh or don't have "jump to new tab" on.

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Developer response from netgrind

Have you tried clicking on the side that isn't my logo? It's working fine for me.

HueManitee

Jun. 23, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Trouser Snakes are only interested in one thing: Being the biggest snakes around!

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BaHalus

Jun. 23, 2012

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siguresen

Jun. 23, 2012

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Fedips

Jun. 23, 2012

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Developer response from netgrind

Sorry about this. It was hard to come up with 28 color variations. You can pick a color combo that works well for you in the options screen.

Bobogoobo

Jun. 23, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Unlock requirements should be visible somewhere even after you unlock levels. I'm curious what I did to get some of those. Also, there should be an option for the descriptions to appear in their entirely without waiting when hovering over a mode; some of them take a while. Otherwise, nice creativity, pretty cool game.

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Blundator

Jun. 23, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) I don't know what's happened but my game has definitely glitched up. I can't die. I go through everything and my score keeps going up. I mean, I wouldn't moan if it meant I complete the game easily, but I also can't leave the game at all :/ I tried resetting the game but now it still doesn't work and I've lost all my data :')

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Developer response from netgrind

Could you send me a message if this keeps happening after you refreshed the browser and what mode your were playing?

exdeadman

Jun. 23, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) If I could count the number of times I disembodied my Sidewinder...

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sharkweekk

Jun. 23, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Krait is the funnest. I get to pretend I'm the mighty Shai-Hulud

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THERAPlST

Jun. 23, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) not getting a snake for getting exactly the dev highscore on trouser :<

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JamaSin

Jun. 23, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Cannot stand the wobbleing level select. Great game, terrible menu.

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jante

Jun. 23, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Just brilliant!

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Ido013

Jun. 23, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) You know mamushi is viper in Japanese right?

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Maelicbod

Jun. 23, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) A snake is a Torus correct, but they sit on a cartesian plane. 1/2 credit 00dann... i expected better

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GarrettTheGamer

Jun. 23, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) This game is proof that you don't need good graphics to make a good game.

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howarewe

Jun. 23, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) On the trouser level the snake won't move, is there anything in particular that i have to do? Thanks.

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TheTanker423

Jun. 23, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) "Thou shalt not spawn obstacles in front of player" Rat snake, WHY!?!?

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plangworthy

Jun. 23, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) I found the best dev scores to beat were Rat, Rattle, Python, Puff, and Boom. Not to say they were easy, but at least I was able to beat them.

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ElPlacebo

Jun. 23, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) I think the combination of Douglas Adams' answer to life, the universe, and everything + the game Passage is beautiful. Kudos. 5/5

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wackoattacko

Jun. 23, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) How does someone get 25 on death adder!

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Developer response from netgrind

skill :)

isk8bits

Jun. 23, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) 5/5 I never thought snake would ever be fun again until now

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Tim5o

Jun. 23, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Coral snake: turn keyboard upsidedown lol

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Carnage6529

Jun. 23, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) chieliee, u can go to options and change color schemes

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UndeadNecro

Jun. 23, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) The dev scores are purposely higher than any one can averagely get, which is what makes getting the medium /really/ hard.

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PokerDerk

Jun. 23, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) If you pause this, then go to another window/tab and play a flash video in full screen, the music from this starts playing. WTF?

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Chieliee

Jun. 23, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) *I'm sorry, i mean Rattle snakes

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Chieliee

Jun. 23, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Rat snake is impossible to play for colourblind people. Please adjust the colour scheme

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Developer response from netgrind

You can change the pallet in the options menu to one that is easy for you to see. Sorry about that, it was tough to make so many combos

Harry_Tipper7

Jun. 23, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) i find this game not too shabby, just the problem that most Dev high scores are at the effing maximum you could possibly achieve. aka BOA which is already BS

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Developer response from netgrind

Boa is completely possible to beat, just check the high score board :) You just gotta get in the right flow.

xxPrincessLunaxx

Jun. 23, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) If any of you believed Shadow, just do Ctrl+Alt+Up arrow to fix it.

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