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And then you went to jail for killing your boss and destroying personal property (Cars, Tables, Etc.) Hope you gathered enough to post bail- if you get bail. ;P
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Son: Mom, I saw a black bird flying in the street!
Mom: No Son, it's just a men who is flying to his home whitout parachutes.
Son: Oh...
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I think the boss secretly likes you. I mean, why else would he paint your face on his stomach? Even though you force him to change his pants each day, he still cares for you.
Also, I think the description for laxative upgrade is wrong. Is says there will be more poo, which would be a stupid upgrade since poo works against you. Then I saw it had the circle and line on the upgrade so is it suppose to decrease poo or increase?
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i should do this irl!! even after paying the fine for having steroids and commiting murder case 2 i should still have like half a million left!
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I THINK you are supposed to click on the coins that fly by. But I can't tell. Most of the time they are on the screen for about 3 frames so it's more or less impossible. (I haven't been able to yet.) I know the boss doesn't collect them, I've seen him fly right through half a dozen with no effect.
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Would be nice to come back and play without getting stopped at 1,000,000. I wanted to but all the upgrades and continue, but I don't see the point without passing the 1,000,000 point.
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advanced warning for completionists. don't upgrade encounters and laxative until after you did the hit poo 5 times. practically impossible for me now o_0
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I'm sure I'm far from the first person to say this, but there needs to be a warning period or you should have to click or something before events like protestors or ex-employees or construction sites start. When you're flying by at a high speed and hit something like that it's not like you have much warning, and often times by the time I figure out what's happening and what I need to do, I'm already about out of time. That mainly goes for the ex-employees, but no matter what one it is there should still be warning before it starts.
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Funny, but not too hard. Managed to finish it in 32 days, which might not be too bad. My tip would be to keep him of the ground.
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"You piece of...I'll have your ass for that! By the way though, I found some coins while I was flying through the air. You can have em I guess."
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Ok, so after beatin it. I decided to go back and look at what upgrades I could buy. But for some reason it started me at the kicking step. I decided to lose on purpose, so i kicked him in the lowest setting. Turns out that I was able to beat it again without even doing anything on the lowest power setting. how awesome is that? :D