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THE DOORS SHOULD BE LEFT UNLOCKED
The doors keep on getting locked when i leave the room that they are in
this really ruins the game. T.T
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@Bamboo99 - you have to find all 3 pieces in level 1 ( training level) you may need to go finda key to open the locked room where the pants are! I hope this helped
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@Danaban:That was infact a chinese torture.It caused madness and if you stayed too long under a droplet water it made a hole through your head.Yes really.
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God his house is huge. Also, why does everyone want to kill him? And how does he get his cars inside every building O.o (Real question: I got 9/10 crabs, I can't find the last, and where do I find "quest" number 8 from top and down?)
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Alright, I made everything from the to do list, grabbed the keys and was ready for game finish congratulatoins, but what i saw? You completed lvl 1!
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so... this huy lives in an enormous mansion and lives with his parents... which can create copies of themselves to try and kill him... thi guy's life must be... AWESOME!
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Ooooooohhh press ENTER to acces the menu... ohkay.... hmmm lets see... "You are currently prancing around in your underpants" LMAO
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I haven't played such an awesome game in a long while :D.RETRO FTW!Thank you PseudoLonewolf bringing back the good ol' Nintendo days to teh Internet.Kudos for you!
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Hmm, based on my early foray into level 2 I've decided that the outside is evil because there aren't many computers. Wha-?! Wait a minute, you've even got me THINKING like a 35-year-old man-child!
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To anyone who hasn't read my post on Pseudo's page, I recently made a TV Tropes page for Clarence's Big Chance at http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ClarencesBigChance. Please contribute!
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Thank you soooo much for making this game! It really takes me back. I can't even remember the last time I killed a cop and ate his heart! Man, oh man, those were the days.....
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Hrm... a frumpy girl bedded him on the first date... so the message is that all girls are secretly sluts, and will lay with any dog who tells them what they want to hear?
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Some quick tips, there is a laptop in the lounge under your father, where the sign says your parents are fighting about the roast chicken and the cat(?). You can go into floor B in the office as long as you do not go all the way through the crawl space on the far left. There is a ladder on floor B that leads to the roof, a scorpion and a work task are up there. Last the access to floor 2.5 (through the hidden room) is a the top of the lift shaft on the right.
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Okay. So the date is a stripper and likes porn movies but doesn't like her bosoms being appreciated. Talk about being a hypocrite.. :/
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Amazing. The amount of work put into this, the polished controls, the gameplay, the ideas, the dark and bitter humour. It's an incredible game.
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Wait... So you play as a fat guy with a menial job who jumps on the heads of his enemies to destroy them and collects coins to get a girl? Isn't that a little bit too Mario?
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i sometimes get stuck on the menu, while trying to get back from the "maps" screen to the "quest" screen. other than that, a great game.