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So when on the internet, specificaly the part when you are in his history after you get the car...you start to clear out certain parts of his history that you don't want to be there anymore...
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This game is great, but god damn frustrating as hell sometimes. Way too long for me too, I love all your games; but I just don't have time to finish them.
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I find it annoying that the only way to see all outcomes is to play through it all 5 times, and then you're still at risk of having a repeat ending. Perhaps put little indicators on the mood bar that would correspond to each ending? (4 lines dividing the bar into 5 sections, each of which would be one of the different endings, marked with a 1, 2, 3, 4, and 5.)
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Ok, everyone - once you get ALL the items that need to be combined with each other, they will combine automatically! So, once you get your shirt, shoes, AND pants, they will go on by themselves!
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It's no wonder Clarence can't get a date, he's a mindless killing machine. I doubt any girl could STAY ALIVE long enough to get to know this guy.
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As for what I thought on the actual game, it was hilarious and quite fun! I was somewhat disappointed that the "description of new enemy" signs disappeared after the first level, but I didn't mind too much. I agree that the map could use a little more detail; I did get a little lost at times. The difficulty was much more reasonable and less frustrating than Raider. (I know I've said this before, but lives are a very bad idea in my opinion) I would be interested in seeing all the dialogue branches in the date section, but I'm not willing to play dozens of times to see them all. D:
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Itd be even way more solid of a game if you could get maybe another heart of health or two.. and maybe have like, belch attack? so when you have full health you can kill enemies from afar Zelda stylee?
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Does anyone know what the final achievement is? I've got the ones for the endings and 100% completion, but I don't know what the (presumably) miscellaneous one is. Is it "complete the game with zero deaths" or a speedrun?
@ tehpineapple: You can find it on the internet, to the left of the starting section. Kill all the enemies to complete the mission.
@ HowItKilledYou: Some doors can't be entered; you can tell by the fact that they're darker than the doors you can enter.
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I'm pretty sure Clarence has the coolest job ever. He can literally go inside the internet. And kill those pesky internet trolls.
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dude, i understand why he's so disqusting if this is what he has to do to actually do anything hygenical, or eat anything healthy, and why are there burglars and cops in his house? and why does he have so many mothers, WHY!?!?!!?
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Don't worry about Koryiaki, he has no idea what he is talking about. This is a great game! For some reason it reminds me a little bit of Maniac Mansion.
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Haha really good game. I really liked the music in the game, how it was sometimes goofy yet othertimes it was more epic feely. I usually don't like platform games like this, but the funny jokes just pushed me to keep going. :)
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Should I change the location of the trousers? A lot of people seem to have difficulty finding them, and I suppose it is a bit much to expect people to remember that locked door in his bedroom...
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I've uploaded a new version which changes the penalty for having the hamburger, so hopefully it should be possible to get the best ending now even if you did get it!
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why does he bounce of creatures heads when he crushes them... if he is that fat then you would think he would just crush them into the ground instead of bouncing off thier heads
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@metalmaster that doesnt means that the game is bugged, it is or that fire fox sucks or that your pc sucks (or that you dont have the latest version of flash player) and if it is the game (which would be strange) then he will fix it, no need to give it a 0/5.... although that something tells me that you are a troll that just invented an stupid story
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Where are my trousers? I have the toothbrush and toothpaste yet my breath smells like an ogre? And why do I feel sick? Help me out!