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MeerkatOfLulz

Feb. 24, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) This house was designed by the most sadistic architect ever and the creatures are inconceivably irritable. Even the kitchen appliances want you dead. Never seen someone wanted murdered by so many things at once.

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Beelze18

Feb. 24, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Wanna come home and see the place<-----her

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Beelze18

Feb. 24, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Wanna come home and see the place<--=you Holy shit, you have 500 cats,dogs,and birds, a shark in the bathroom, burglars all over the place, cops that look like pigs (I know cops are pigs), 300 mothers, 200 dads, fruits with faces and walking home appliances? Its a huge house though.

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mastermarci

Feb. 24, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) love the "metroid" map and the mario style gameplay

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Willster132

Feb. 24, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) That was only level 1!

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Beelze18

Feb. 24, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Strikes me odd how a blender and fruit have a heart

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gangster301

Feb. 24, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) I've been looking for the key to my pants room for an hour now. I'm starting to think the first level is missing 1 key.. I still went to work naked and got 1000£.

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WingXP

Feb. 24, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Sea Slug. Remember these two words, or else you're going to regret it at the end of the game. Trust me.

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Spindax

Feb. 24, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) How can such a fat, fat, fat man jump so high, oh so high?

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farfeitch

Feb. 24, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Cleareance zombie apocalypse

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fatalanth

Feb. 24, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) @josethehero mario taught him, its a rare style. most great nintendo heros have mastered it

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brian_james

Feb. 24, 2011

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paketash

Feb. 24, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) i also eat rats' hearts when I'm low on HP

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fraeuleinwunder

Feb. 24, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) @Joey: There is a sound effect when you munch a heart, sounds like a single "nom", very appropriate.

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23fish

Feb. 24, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) "It's funny becuase he's fat."

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AntiAnarchy

Feb. 24, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Guys, the MARDEK series is very stressful on Psuedolonewolf. One of the reasons MARDEK 3 took so long to come out was this reason. Working on shorter games is much easier on him. Plus more game releases means more money. He needs to eat and have some money just like us!

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Smashman140

Feb. 24, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) I think I'm missing a key. Like I think it disappeared from my inventory between the first and second level :/ So much for getting dressed...

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ucefzach

Feb. 24, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) I was starting to get bored, but then got the task to kill the trolls on the internet. It made me excited.

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JoeySkywalker

Feb. 24, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) This game is near perfect, the only suggestion I have is some sort of sound effect when you pick up a heart.

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tacobellhell

Feb. 24, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) instead of next mardek this is what youve been doing * hangs himself in kitchen with yo-yo*

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shyy8

Feb. 24, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) wow his mom found out that his dad have room full of women

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sauronthegreat

Feb. 24, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Woah.I realised i loved this game.I bet hes warios brother,problably,hes fat,ugly,"cruel" and has that awesome pink nose!He needs hes super garlic powers to escape the house and turn to be a tom cruise!Quick,go to the kitchen and get a garlic!

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AranMeieru

Feb. 24, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) At first I wondered how could he be that fat with such a daily routine... then I ate a lamp's heart...

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DWLooney

Feb. 24, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) first file uploaded! plz click! [url=http://sharecash.org/download.php?file=1727602]http://sharecash.org/download.php?file=1727602[/url]

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bobby890567

Feb. 24, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) love how he crawls

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Hiya24

Feb. 24, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) i just realized that the whole game is like this. this is hilarious. the message are demotivational, the animals and inanimate objects are evil, and the whole concept is pretty funny too. i wonder, though, how Clarence can stand on lamps and jump about 20 feet on beds when, proportionally, he weighs about 250-300 lbs. just saying.

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Tor_X

Feb. 24, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Hmm... I found a poem and a necklace, but not my pants!

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kernalcorn

Feb. 24, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) for an ugly fat man he sure can jump!!

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Hiya24

Feb. 24, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Best game intro i've seen in a while. i love developers with a good sense of humor.

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BurnTheFleet

Feb. 24, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) for being grotesquely obese this dude can jump like a boss

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dee4life

Feb. 24, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) I swear this game is a carbon copy of my life!

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MagicianX

Feb. 24, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Kinda reminds me of Wario Land and/or Addams Family (snes), cool^^ Love the humor, gotta read all the signs =P

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WW52

Feb. 24, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) if im so fat why can i jump on a lamp >.>

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Toimu

Feb. 24, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Great story, game is okay.

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Socran

Feb. 24, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Remember, folks, if you accidentally eat a cheeseburger, you'll ruin your chance of love forever, no matter how hard you try.

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balthamossa2b

Feb. 24, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) It's me or all the coins have a poker face?

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1h0r

Feb. 24, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Best ducking animation ever.

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EPR89

Feb. 24, 2011

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used_tissue

Feb. 24, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) the best evil orange i have ever seen

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Kojiro1993

Feb. 24, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Who else when they went into the bathroom pressed the down key when stading on the toilet just to make it look like he was using it?

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innominabile

Feb. 24, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Clarence is similar to Wario.

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Herra0

Feb. 24, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) i feel bad for the kitty ;_;

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pwn3r4lif3

Feb. 24, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) jump whhen at bed

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l2o3

Feb. 24, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Ugly 30 year old fat man convicted for jumping on peoples heads and eating their hearts. Wait, what?

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Maeve12

Feb. 24, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) hey wats up?...nm just reading these very harshe signs someone put up aroundmy house, crushing cats, u know..the normal

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Grocho

Feb. 24, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Some of the sidequests are really disturbing, especially the one where you have to 'kill 20 whores'.

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Welce

Feb. 24, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Well that was funny, I remember all the info of what she likes but when I get to the restaurant, I forget her name.

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masterluke

Feb. 24, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) How do you get the dad thats up in a spot you can't reach?

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djpawl

Feb. 24, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Moral of the story: if you want to reach higher places in life, you might have to crush your parents to do so. Or alternatively, a few blenders.

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used_tissue

Feb. 24, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) I thought the whore was going to attack me or something so i tackled her

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