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seller:ok just sign your name on the contract.
buyer: what does it say?
seller:oh just the usual, ' I'm responsible for the fruit,drunk dads,moms,blenders, and rats killing me'.
buyer: :0 that wasnt in the description.
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...Why does this man keep his milk in the oven?
More importantly, why does he keep his oven on ALL THE TIME?
Even more importantly, why are there flying turkeys in the oven?
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I've been to EVERY place in the house, however I am still missing two keys in it. Without them, I can't get the best ending. Help? A key map/location would be nice.
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when buying stuff for your date you could of made it so you can confirm it just brought dark chocolate when she likes milk chocolate and i didnt get chance to change >_<
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This game teaches you: 1. You can defy physics by being sad,so very sad and fat,so very fat.
2. MARIOOOOOOOO ROCKSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
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@Turtle: They are in his bedroom where you start. You couldn't originally get them because you didn't have a key to get into the area. The key should have been found in his parent's bedroom.
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Absolutely brilliant game, a way of increasing max health would've been nice? Terrific platformer though, lots of humour and tongue-in-cheek story.
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Some jumps were insanely difficult just due to control issues. Very annoying to keep trying these jumps because the angles were off, not the difficulty or timing.
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wow i feel like im playing earthbound (Mother), just the way the game makes me feel while im playing it lol good job, and love all your work!