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Mjab

May. 05, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Loved it! The game was huge enough to keep me playing for hours - I even had to take a break! Good pixel graphics, well-built game.

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LALALA86735

May. 05, 2011

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jack51069

May. 05, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) anyone notice the coins have faces?

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Kangrets

May. 05, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) 100% and every Achievement there is (19) What can i say, im an addict °^

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jack51069

May. 05, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) him:hmm my mom....lets kill her!

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crazyrabbits

May. 05, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Epic. Can't say enough. 5/5. PROTIP: Don't eat the hamburger.

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chavez11

May. 05, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) he looks like "me gusta" meme when crouched :}

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MongFeatures

May. 05, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Possibly the very best game on Kongregate. I will be contributing to Pseudolonewolf. Well done indeed. There's a great deal in this huge game, and some of it is very tough (the car above the park was brutal). ***** Also, perhaps it's because I'm also an English vulgarian but the humour was right up my alley (ooer). Brilliant.

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Kertie

May. 05, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Why Clarence has so many freaking beds is beyond me.

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secretguy56

May. 05, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Shes frumpy yet works as a stripper.....

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alien4115

May. 05, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) a iant house filled with a sea of mice, 20+ toilets, plumbers, cops, miscellaneous birds, hundreds of cats and dogs, burglars, money and keys everywhere, and a whore room!? one word: PARTY!

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MrGrey

May. 05, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) The game with the most rude tutorial I've ever seen. Hilarious!

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flashninja

May. 05, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Oh my god, this game is forever long. You put lots of work into this.

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solowin

May. 05, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Lolz, that date was tense. Finally got the best ending.

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OneShadow

May. 05, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Cadetzero, the flashing blocks are not impossible. They turn off at regular intervals, and stay off for less time than the time you spend in midair jumping. You simply have to have a rough estimate of when the blocks turn off. This is still an awesome game that can be either short or long, depending on how the player get through the levels. And since water droplets hurts, maybe he should invest in a hat or something :)

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snapp99

May. 05, 2011

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loppol37

May. 05, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) I love the reference you made to Mardek.

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skwiggle

May. 05, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Mmmm, nothing makes me feel exactly 25% better quite like some good old heart of my father.

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cadetzero

May. 05, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Oh my god the flashing blocks in the history section are impossible. Please make that one section easier. It is ridiculous.

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foxicious

May. 05, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) After so many hours of gaming,i helped a loser get laid. What did i get :/ oh,Achievement! ^_^_^_^_^_^_^_^

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supertanno

May. 05, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Damn, Clarence can jump high for an obese dude.

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Dega_no

May. 05, 2011

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vladoman611

May. 05, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Amazing job. I can't agree with Gl1tch more. Made me want to play this on the original gameboy. Great job.

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Blizzard2000

May. 05, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Another amazing game by Psuedolonewolf. The levels were large and difficult, it had great humor, and awesome level design. This was the most fun I've had with a platformer since Super Mario World back when I was a kid. =D

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aronjakob

May. 05, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Why didn't he just do it with one of his dad's whores?

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JSilvis

May. 05, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) *Not really paying attention* *Reads sign* ..Se..Secret what? Se..Secret Whore Room? *Freezes* dad? ....Dad?! DADDD!!!!!!

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irishlawyer

May. 05, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) I ate my parents hearts... lol

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h2kyeong

May. 05, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) WOW.... I'm speechless. How much effort does it take to design the levels and write dialogs like these?

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jshulze

May. 05, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Love this game...but forgetting the fact that cops are running around in clarences house, I was bothered by the sheer number of toilets this house has...and heck, one room has four of them sitting right next to each other. Privacy issues.

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rean1357

May. 05, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) in level 3 there is a hidden area with the car at the top of the elevator shaft, hope this helps!

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purple_oranges

May. 05, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) "Go on. Just hop it's skull, it will crack like an egg" o.O

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purple_oranges

May. 05, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Wow. Never again will i mute a game's music. I feel bad now :/

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AceHarding

May. 05, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BEDS IN HIS HOUSE? WHY WHEN I JUMP ON MY BED I JUST END UP BREAKING MY NECK AND NOT SAILING SKY HIGH?!

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MAG3

May. 05, 2011

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freedomcaged

May. 05, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Dear Pseudolonewolf I have played several of your games and have enjoyed all of them very much, I do however have a complaint: at the beggining of each game I play I take a quick look at the comments below, in each of your games I have seen a comment by you getting mad that people don't appriceate the game. I get your point, but I'm tired of seeing one of the best programmers on this site get upset over a few idiots who can't see the diffrence between a great origonal game that just got some of its influence from elsewhere and a rip-off they are clearly incompetent so please stop wasting your breath and time responding to negative comments when there are so many more of us who a guniune fans. Please rate up so the creator of this game can see it.

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TehAvocado

May. 05, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) I like the Mardek references :)

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mask_and_mirror

May. 05, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) It reminds me of the style and sense of humour of the zx spectrum games from my childhood. woo! <3

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orangecheese

May. 05, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) How can he jump that high? I personally got bored with the game whilst I was still in the house as It was quite repetitive, and every time I died or fell, I had to walk for ages before getting back to the point where I was.

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Ph30nex

May. 05, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) The house sure looked a lot bigger on the inside...

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nelson0090

May. 05, 2011

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madsenanders

May. 05, 2011

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jo133145

May. 05, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) I think I pretty much like every game Pseudolonewolf puts out.

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Tafkas

May. 05, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) "Mum, why is the kitchen full of penguins?" "STOP JUMPING ON MY HEAD YOU PIE-FACED LOON!"

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ivod

May. 05, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) "How many fathers do you have?!?" and 'Mother's literally everywhere!' are the best quotes in the game... 5/5 for the great game and especially for the great signs:P

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thetoppings

May. 05, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) I like the faces on the £ coins.

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NecroS

May. 05, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Rate this comment if you want buttons ASWD as alternative for movement

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Signas

May. 05, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) How about customisable keys? I hate having space as jump...

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Karl_Delacroix

May. 05, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Dat crawling animation!

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h2kyeong

May. 05, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) These pixel retro flash games are getting better and better these days...

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Kyndryd

May. 05, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Mario certainly let himself go after the Princess dumped him, eh?

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