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quite an entertaining game, takes me back to the good ol' days of old school adventure games, the controls are great, simple but meet the needs of the game. hilarious characters and banter from the signs. 5/5
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Honestly...you know what really gets to me? He see's multiples of his mother, gets fired (maybe), see's movin office supplies with hearts, cops in his house, rubber ducks that can kill you, all of this random nonsense! ...and still keeps an "I'm not amused" face. Clarence is officially my hero.
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I agree, the up button should be jump and the space should be the interact button. This game reminds me of Leisure Suit Larry combined with every old shareware platformer ever made for PC. Only this guy is about 5000 times less stylish as Larry Laffer.
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One of these days the girls is going to ask how he got prepared for their first date and he's going to have a nice tale about all the kitten skulls he crushed and hobo hearts he ate for health...
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When those musical notes hurt me, I learned the true meaning of the phrase "you can't touch music, but music can touch you!"
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Ahh... This reminds me of the good old days, when I was a youngin running around my massive house searching for coins... 5/5 :D
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Awesome game, first off. Second, there was one problem I had with it. I did EVERYTHING (as far as I know and the game tells me), but I can only get 4 of the 5 endings! Even answering every single question wrong, I can't get the worst ending. I kinda wanted to see it. Still, 5/5
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Such a funny game! Totally my type of humour. All the signs and abusive signs are just downright hilarious. And the first time I crouched and walked had me crack up too. Totally a funny game.
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So this disgusting fat slob meticulously stalks this girl, blatantly lies to her, kills hundreds of people and animals, eats their hearts, and still gets the girl? No wonder the police were shooting at me!
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great game. I knew from the title screen it was going on the favorites. Love the old school style. Brings back some memories. 5/5
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This game really spoke to my heart. I remember my first date. All the people I had to squash, the stalking, dealing will all 35 of my parents, doing inane tasks for my boss to get a promotion to the top ranks within a day. All to take her to a small town family restaurant and drop 2k on dinner. You really brought me back. Thank you Pseudolonewolf.
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fairly entertaining game, although getting to the end is more of an endurance badge than difficult. Like the others said, too long. Also needs some options for finding the stuff you missed, and a way to uneat the hamburger if u were obsessive compulsive like me and grabbed it as soon as u saw it only to realise u werent supposed to.
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Clarence lives in a house with shooting police, evil grand-mother's, lots of kitty's, dogs and rats? Thats Awesome! 5/5.
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Never before have I been so moved by a game. Clarence's quest for a bit of strange has left me emotionally refreshed and has restored my faith in humanity. Thank you for such a strong lead character... 5/5 half eaten hearts
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The tip that took me a long time to find was in the room saturated with enemies you can jump up into; it's hidden behind the "dad" enemy.
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Daddy's got a secret whore room?!? It isn't just a myth. He always brought it up at the dinner table, and mom doesn't really care. Now I'll rape them and eat their hearts.