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I have always found games like this thorougly boring. I don't know why, but I REALLY liked this one. The witty story, the well-designed levels, the right difficulty (challenging enough, but not too annoying), and finally, it being 100% bug-free is VERY impressive. Thank you for writing this pearl of a game. Whilst it does not top my all time favourite (Exit Path), it is definitely on my top five flash game list.
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This was a very good platformer. I really enjoyed it's comedy and quirkiness. I do have some suggestions to make:
-Improve the map. It should look a bit more like Metroid, with defined points where you can go between rooms. Mousing over doors to see where they connect would also help, and showing where you are exactly in the room would be a big help too.
-Make important items (like doors and laptops) highlighted so people won't have to pixel hunt.
-When you walk in front of a door in the interdimensional hub, it should also tell you if you got all the items you need for 100%.
-Please, for the love of obsessive completionists, TELL US what you have to do for the achievements! I don't like it when the requirements are hidden!
This game is good, but it's not perfect. I enjoyed and I hope we can see a sequel like this sometime!
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this clarence guy...
he has over 50 mothers... that chuck frying pans at him...
over 50 fathers that throw coffee mugs at him...
over 50 cats and 50 dogs that he abuses by jumping on... he even has a machine that makes cats
the mafia operates in his house... however the cops dont shoot the mafia they shoot him ;) they totally ignore the mafia.
he has at least 5 bath tubs with drains that can fit a person as fit as him
he is even a pimp because he has hookers near the cologne with a guard guarding them
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This is great stuff in many ways, but gameplay isn't really one of them.
The artwork, story, humour, all great stuff, but the controls I found awkward, inaccurate and even unresponsive at times. Very frustrating.
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I love this, but why is Pseudo getting busy with this platform stuff instead of working on Mardek? Why must he keep us Mardek hardcore fanboys waiting for so long? Why, oh why, whyyjkyyyy?
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Lol the laptops that show her personality are on a site called 'visagetome.com', which means facebook :P
Man I love Pseudolonewolf's work :D
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The music is amazing, and just as the game, excelling unlike any of this type that I've ever seen!
I must say I liked the Good Morning Clarence, To the Future... and Suburbia the most, so definitely downloading the album.
Favorited and traded in! :P
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"Breaking news, Clarence Lardbottom, 35, has just been arrested for 35 charges of matricide, 27 charges of patricide, more than 100 charges of animal abuse, 5 charges of Grand theft Auto, over 300 charges of murder, 1 charge of public indecency..."
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This is a very expansive and fun platform game. You obviously put a lot of work on the level design as well as the graphics and story. It's a very humorous game and I think it could use a very expansive sequel for hours of fun. Keep up the good work! 5/5
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WTF?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
I got the best ending but my girl was kinda....creepy i mean she is kinky and had been on an orgy ok... but then they say she doesnt like partys!! i mean?!?!?!?! an orgy= s** party isnt it?
then she says she is a striper and a christian ! WTF??????
Btw maybe this game doesnt have badges beacuse the content it have
i mean the worst ending you try to suicide yourself and in the best you get laid -___-"
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Ugh! Game breaking glitch alert(at least for me) If you try to jump at any point in the game, which is necessary, you get stuck in midair and have to start over... CURSES!
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Is this game incompatible with badges or something? I mean, there are less good and lower rated games out there that do get badges. This game is big, nice and well deserving of them.
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My first thought: The developer must be a fan of the Wario videogames! Why? Cause Clarence sure looks like one of Wario's relatives and the game is just as crazy as the Nintendo series has become nowadays. I enjoyed "Clarence's Big Chance" a lot because of all the nice ideas in those big levels. Many situations reminded me of other more or less famous games I played when I was younger. I seriously expected the game to end when you leave the house but I was wrong. It's great how much you can influence the ending even after finishing this part of the game...
One of the best 2D platformers I played so far, would be fun to play it on a handheld too. Great job and all 5 stars from me!
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My Vote:(I Start At 0) Hillarity+1 Graphics+2 (I Love Retro Graphics In Modern Games :D ) Precision Jumping-1 Quirkyness+2 (Again I'm A Sucker For It As Long As It Doesn't Have Too Much Of It) Overall 4/5 + If You Agree
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Among the best of flash games I've ever played. From the time I started, I couldn't stop until I had finished it with every coin and what have you.
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I don't see why this is so funny. I go crawling through pipes in my house every Thursday.
Jests aside, though, this is one of the most superbly hilarious games I've ever played; a real joy to play, much like your other games. Even the frustrating, halting parts of it provided enough difficulty to truly make it worthwhile. Only problem I found was its disposition towards lagging, rather a bit irritating. 5/5 nonetheless.
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reasons tht clarince is a criminal 1. kills almost everything 2. bio engineered non living objects to life 3. magicly makes money float in air
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This game is hysterical. I love how the entire game is sarcastically criticising you and your pathetic life. This is such a self confidence booster.5/5
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this game i feel is only an average game, even when whenever pseudo makes a game and everyone loves him, i believe that this game missed a lot of things that made it get boring fast. First of all the enemies are annoying in that the hit boxes are not clearly defined and with the bats and birds flying around you end up just waiting for them to come around and it gets boring . It is infuriating enough for you to want to quit... something that is terrible in a flash game. I encountered many small glitches that almost escaped my notice(not letting you ump of a latter until you go all the way to the bottom even though you need to go up) and other small ones. Then deaths just anger you even though they have almost no reproductions. The game also makes you backtrack a lot which makes you get annoyed to the point where i quit early and am never going back. A mediocre game that is only liked for hoping onto pseduo and liking old school games no matter how crappy,
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SlayingDeath, If you played this game more than once, then you would realize that Clarence's date's attributes are random each time you play a new game. But ya I knew that cuz that is one of the choices you have when she asks about clarence's religion
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Lol if your date likes RPG's she will mention "My favourite's probably a game called Mardek. Yep. That's a good game. no joke"
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I also get this perpetual white screen of death, FrakturaMozga. I sent in a bug report like a month ago but nothing. I'd really like to play the rest of the game, too.
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Okay, so this may be the best games I've ever played online ever. Especially on Kongregate. It tops almost every game here in creativity, playability (no glitches), and especially quality and graphics. The retro feel just brings me back :)
Now I have to ask, why in the world does this game have no Badges?!?! It deserves them, highly, as well as 5 stars by far.