Expert Paddler

Description

You are this cool thing called a paddle! Wow! You hit stuff at the evil computer in attempt to take his cash money. You must accumulate enough money to take over the world... Then do it again, but this time- FASTER!!

I hope you have as much fun playing this game as I had making it. At least as much. Maybe even 1.3 times as much.

How to Play

W and S to move up and down.
Mouse to click.