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sciibywoo

Sep. 15, 2009

Under rating threshold (show) um how do you do this game i just keep shitting my pants

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Muhlakai

Sep. 15, 2009

Under rating threshold (show) #1: pull door, remove pants, sit toilet, shit. #2: remove pants, shit. #3: shit. (sweet and simple) #4: pull door, sit toilet, shit. #5: die (also: Kill). #6: fart lightly, 'take pills' ... Then wait til the timer runs out. #7: After doing 6, wait a few more moments on the victory screen. :) #8: Rather then typing play, type "shit". #9: 'pull door' and wait. #10: Collect all of the other poopy endings. :) Please repost this, rather then the other one. Here is the list of Easter eggs/other endings: A) remove pants, die B) Fart C) Fart lightly, Fart lightly (yes, twice.) D). Type 'look'--this is listed as an easter egg, because not everyone has played a text adventure before. :) E) Break Door F) type: Don't shit your pants. G) remove pants, break door. H) Remove pants, fart. =D just so you can remember! ;)

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jaberding

Sep. 15, 2009

Under rating threshold (show) dont work???

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aquos999

Sep. 15, 2009

Under rating threshold (show) push!

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aquos999

Sep. 15, 2009

Under rating threshold (show) When you poop on the toilet its so funny!

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Supergigala

Sep. 15, 2009

Under rating threshold (show) cooool game! 5/5 You can also Type fart slowly:)

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Calvin35

Sep. 14, 2009

Under rating threshold (show) Good idea sea! XD

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seaeventually

Sep. 14, 2009

Under rating threshold (show) Please make a Don't Shit your Pants 2. "The return of number 2." Our main character wakes up and realizes he spent the previous night binging on Taco Bell and Pale Ale. As part of his morning routine he makes the mistake of having coffee and a cigarette before hitting the bathroom. Uh Oh!!! Explosivo!!!

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Gaminic

Sep. 14, 2009

Under rating threshold (show) Hm, the awards seem to be bugged now? It only checks the last one you've done, forgetting about the ones before.

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Hakon53

Sep. 14, 2009

Under rating threshold (show) done all

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jewbank

Sep. 13, 2009

Under rating threshold (show) type "die"

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allenXwalker

Sep. 13, 2009

Under rating threshold (show) LOL type falcon punch and then....

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aquos999

Sep. 13, 2009

Under rating threshold (show) Hey rete your game is awesome!

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aquos999

Sep. 13, 2009

Under rating threshold (show) take off pants then kick the bucket lol!

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aquos999

Sep. 13, 2009

Under rating threshold (show) Say "take off pants" then "die"! The ending is so funny lol!

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aquos999

Sep. 13, 2009

Under rating threshold (show) Haha this game is funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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aquos999

Sep. 13, 2009

Under rating threshold (show) Say fart lightly, then say it again! Its funny lol!

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aquos999

Sep. 13, 2009

Under rating threshold (show) your ways are funny, sirboomalot. But I already love dont poop your pants!

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sirboomalot

Sep. 13, 2009

Under rating threshold (show) this is the funnyest game ever, there are so many different ways to shit!! most people stop when they have da crown, but there are even more ways!! lol try to keep this going!!

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sirboomalot

Sep. 13, 2009

Under rating threshold (show) lol then do it with pants off!!

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sirboomalot

Sep. 13, 2009

Under rating threshold (show) LOL!!!! type kick the bucket!!!!!!!

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sirboomalot

Sep. 13, 2009

Under rating threshold (show) lol take your pants off then type don't shit!!!

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sirboomalot

Sep. 13, 2009

Under rating threshold (show) lol type don't shit its hilariuos!

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zedstar

Sep. 13, 2009

Under rating threshold (show) it says its a horror... HORROR MY BUTT

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aquos999

Sep. 13, 2009

Under rating threshold (show) readymind96, there is an arrow. If you click on it, you will see a typing cursor, then you type play

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DoMaya

Sep. 12, 2009

Under rating threshold (show) I look to my right and I see the name of this game.... I start laughing my ass off.

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Hollenthon

Sep. 12, 2009

Under rating threshold (show) This. Game. Needs. Badges. <3

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readmymind96

Sep. 12, 2009

Under rating threshold (show) i cant even start the game, i type play and nothing happens 1/5

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dangevin

Sep. 12, 2009

Under rating threshold (show) Don't post about posting walkthroughs, faggot.

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Calvin35

Sep. 12, 2009

Under rating threshold (show) Don't post walkthroughs faggots

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kitty101

Sep. 12, 2009

Under rating threshold (show) XP i felt like saying this. okay. Earn the crown. fart lightly. take pills. and then type "Falcon Punch the door" =P

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hugger567

Sep. 11, 2009

Under rating threshold (show) Pull door, remove pants, sit toilet, shit remove pants, shit shit pull door, sit toilet, shit suicide fart lightly, take pills( then wait) Type 'shit', not play pull door(wait) remove pants, die fart fart lightly (thrice) look(the game won't be over though) break door dont shit your pants remove pants, break door remove pants, fart

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hugger567

Sep. 11, 2009

Under rating threshold (show) #1: pull door, remove pants, sit toilet, shit. #2: remove pants, shit. #3: shit. (sweet and simple) #4: pull door, sit toilet, shit. #5: die (also: Kill). #6: fart lightly, 'take pills' ... Then wait til the timer runs out. #7: After doing 6, wait a few more moments on the victory screen. :) #8: Rather then typing play, type "shit". #9: 'pull door' and wait. #10: Collect all of the other poopy endings. :) Please repost this, rather then the other one. Here is the list of Easter eggs/other endings: A) remove pants, die B) Fart C) Fart lightly, Fart lightly (yes, twice.) D). Type 'look'--this is listed as an easter egg, because not everyone has played a text adventure before. :) E) Break Door F) type: Don't shit your pants. G) remove pants, break door. H) Remove pants, fart. =D just so you can remember! ;)

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redneck5

Sep. 11, 2009

Under rating threshold (show) it is a survival horror game

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zaliphone

Sep. 11, 2009

Under rating threshold (show) the past tense of shit is shat, not shitted

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zaliphone

Sep. 11, 2009

Under rating threshold (show) i love this game

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Sparky2BooMan

Sep. 11, 2009

Under rating threshold (show) #1: pull door, remove pants, sit toilet, shit. #2: remove pants, shit. #3: shit. (sweet and simple) #4: pull door, sit toilet, shit. #5: die (also: Kill). #6: fart lightly, 'take pills' ... Then wait til the timer runs out. #7: After doing 6, wait a few more moments on the victory screen. :) #8: Rather then typing play, type "shit". #9: 'pull door' and wait. #10: Collect all of the other poopy endings. :) Please repost this, rather then the other one. Here is the list of Easter eggs/other endings: A) remove pants, die B) Fart C) Fart lightly, Fart lightly (yes, twice.) D). Type 'look'--this is listed as an easter egg, because not everyone has played a text adventure before. :) E) Break Door F) type: Don't shit your pants. G) remove pants, break door. H) Remove pants, fart. =D just so you can remember! ;)

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Fopenplop

Sep. 10, 2009

Under rating threshold (show) This game is eerily realistic...

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coolguy32

Sep. 10, 2009

Under rating threshold (show) i shited

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Harry19879

Sep. 09, 2009

Under rating threshold (show) #1: pull door, remove pants, sit toilet, shit. #2: remove pants, shit. #3: shit. (sweet and simple) #4: pull door, sit toilet, shit. #5: die (also: Kill). #6: fart lightly, 'take pills' ... Then wait til the timer runs out. #7: After doing 6, wait a few more moments on the victory screen. :) #8: Rather then typing play, type "shit". #9: 'pull door' and wait. #10: Collect all of the other poopy endings. :) Please repost this, rather then the other one. Here is the list of Easter eggs/other endings: A) remove pants, die B) Fart C) Fart lightly, Fart lightly (yes, twice.) D). Type 'look'--this is listed as an easter egg, because not everyone has played a text adventure before. :) E) Break Door F) type: Don't shit your pants. G) remove pants, break door. H) Remove pants, fart. =D just so you can remember! ;)

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Gman2235

Sep. 09, 2009

Under rating threshold (show) needs achievments

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hypnoticzexy

Sep. 09, 2009

Under rating threshold (show) 10/10 hahahaha

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pro_haziq

Sep. 09, 2009

Under rating threshold (show) cool 10000000000000000000000/5

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pro_haziq

Sep. 09, 2009

Under rating threshold (show) cool i made him kill himself by typing kill self

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Arlock

Sep. 08, 2009

Under rating threshold (show) hahahahah this game made my day! 5/5

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POWERVIOLENCE

Sep. 08, 2009

Under rating threshold (show) great shit!

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Chickenshit91

Sep. 08, 2009

Under rating threshold (show) 5/5 awesome game xD

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Hunter5010

Sep. 08, 2009

Under rating threshold (show) omg he doesnt know how to shoot himself

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palpad

Sep. 08, 2009

Under rating threshold (show) Ok ? XD

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jikloma

Sep. 08, 2009

Under rating threshold (show) type play, then pull door, then sit toilet, then shit you get a crown

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