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jakeybish

Nov. 03, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) umm, i dunno what to do, how about go to the toilet? "i don't know how to go to the toilet"....uh oh this may be tricky....

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Vildes

Nov. 03, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) i liked it!

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Zero94

Nov. 03, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) ...we really need more text adventures. Seriously.

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urglburglsnu

Nov. 02, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) is this game actually scary

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craynn

Nov. 02, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) glitch remove pants open door sit on toilet take pills

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craynn

Nov. 02, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) what is the achievements of shit king

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Evil_Skater

Nov. 02, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) Don't Shit Your Pants A Survival Horror Game xDDDDDDDDDD

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Schofield

Nov. 02, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) KICK DOOR

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LightningDude999

Nov. 02, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) Looks like somebody failed Potty Training 101.

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johnsolo97

Nov. 01, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) all i can say is "wow"

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geoform

Nov. 01, 2010

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addy187a

Nov. 01, 2010

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nickflig3000

Nov. 01, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) everybody, i have discovered EVERYTHING ( other than the ones that do the same thing) that you can type that works. These are: play (for first screen) * awards (for first screen) * shit (CAN be used on first screen) * pants off * suicide * push door * pull door * dont shit * take pills * fart * fart gently * sit on toilet * pants on * stand * close door * That's all, folks! This is my life's work, so i hope it's kept alive!

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jordan987654

Oct. 31, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) type "fart" OH NO, i shit my pants

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lighting12

Oct. 31, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) wow how convient u had those pills...to not shit for another 5 seconds

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Nomuro

Oct. 31, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) Type RAWR ;)

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Twisted_Honor

Oct. 30, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) i typed die not knowing what would happen and he just dropped like a stone it was hilarious, i think the should just one more award "die like elvis" when u type pull door, sit on toilet, and die or suicide.

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unkadoug

Oct. 30, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) dude reminds me of carl on aqua teen! and i guess the turd could be meatwad...

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timmytimmy2

Oct. 30, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) If you type: "jack off" it says "You dont know how to jack off" super lol.

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halome

Oct. 30, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) So happy they added badge

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fighter10210

Oct. 30, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) wheres his...you know... his...umm...dick

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Bronzegate

Oct. 29, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) it said "your sentence ended with a space ... try again"

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ComradeDeath

Oct. 29, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) if you type "don't shit your pants" you'll shit them anyway..

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nickflig3000

Oct. 28, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) and another glitch: if you take pants off, fart gently then take pills it says later you shit your PANTS! and they were off!

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nickflig3000

Oct. 28, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) i do sucide all the time!

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narutardo

Oct. 28, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) I found a glitch. You have your pants off, sit at toilet, and "Fart lightly" thrice. Suddenly, your pants are on and you shit your pants. AGAIN!

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Kittythulhu

Oct. 28, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) This is one of the most puerile, sophomoric, and unabashedly scatological games I've ever played in my entire life. And I lol'd pretty hard.

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DRAGONF0RCE

Oct. 26, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) ... ... ... Shit.

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Quartz98

Oct. 26, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) I love this game :D And now i know what i can do XD

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Pairos23

Oct. 25, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) try typing "take a break"

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nighthawk376

Oct. 25, 2010

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nighthawk376

Oct. 25, 2010

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stickmanbob55

Oct. 25, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) Lol this is the funniest text adventure ever. I wish they were this easy and fun.

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gideonzane

Oct. 25, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) i <3 this game.

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shadowmaru

Oct. 25, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) Lol. If you "remove pants" and "sit on toilet" and wait for the time to end, you STILL shit on the floor. xD

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nashvillekid

Oct. 24, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) @ above comment: tell it to his butt because its the only thing that gives a crap!

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zebrahead11

Oct. 23, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) How do you be the shit king?

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guitarmaniac450

Oct. 23, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) i put "plague hit you" and i got the 3rd achievement...

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irisflash

Oct. 23, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) Best game EVER

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NiyasTheGreat

Oct. 23, 2010

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Fab115

Oct. 23, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) go shit in your pants..he did it!!!!

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Fab115

Oct. 23, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) don't now how to f*** you..XD

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snaillover

Oct. 23, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) try smash door

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NanoMan1000

Oct. 23, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) i'll be right back! have to ...!

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SaveBadges

Oct. 23, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) when i type ''play'' it wont.

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DJ1078

Oct. 20, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) XD I typed in "Don't shit" and he shit anyway... >.<

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DJ1078

Oct. 20, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) Okay, so he knows how to poop, but not how to pee...? XD

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Ponejo

Oct. 19, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) how to get the final award please?

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Ponejo

Oct. 19, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) how u get final award?

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DancingCyberman

Oct. 19, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) I love my crown :)

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