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DongHwan

Oct. 08, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) he doesn't know how to f*ck....how pity..

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Poppe92

Oct. 08, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) >open the door. Guy: you tru to push the door open but it won't open. >pull the f***ing handle!. Guy: I don't know how to pull the f***ing handle!. hahahah this game is hilarious

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Sagalink

Oct. 07, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) He says he knows how to poop but he can't swim, breath, pee, or EAT? lol good game

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Matovent

Oct. 07, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Based on a true story...

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leeisateam

Oct. 06, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) funny things to type: in menu: "play" (with the commas) in game: look hair, look, look toes, look shirt, look door, look pants, stand, die, don't shit, (start you command with a space), (end your sentence with a space) and lastly, after you get the crown, type "fart gently" and "eat pills" and after the time runs out, when you shit, your crown floats. + FOR HUMOR!

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leeisateam

Oct. 06, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) when you type in "play" with the inverted commas in the menu... go find out yourself!

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jasonspark5

Oct. 05, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) The funny part about this game that it can teach your children how to poop and its challenging

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totodile011

Oct. 04, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) what do u think? + to yes / - to no

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totodile011

Oct. 04, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) is this scary?

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RubyLune

Oct. 04, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) O_O I am in total awe of this subtle yet philosophical masterpiece.

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finster34

Oct. 03, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) i typed in go die and he died

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mister_sir

Sep. 30, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Oh damn, I forgot the quotation marks. Oh well.

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mister_sir

Sep. 30, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) I don't know how to live

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PVSWEETYPIE

Sep. 30, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) This was the first game I ever played on Kong years ago. Glad to see it finally got a badge a while back. Very funny typing game. 5 stars!

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valzilla2000

Sep. 29, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) I am to Poop King!

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gasmaker

Sep. 29, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) He doesn't know how to breath? no wonder why he doesn't have much time?

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LawS3

Sep. 29, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) type die

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xXxYOyoPOXPx

Sep. 28, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) pull door, pants off, sit toilet, :time over: you shitted on the floor, seems legit

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KieronIH

Sep. 28, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) He doesn't know how to run!!!??? XD

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CriticalMiss

Sep. 27, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) This is one shitty game, in a good way

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DeathlyBobBoy

Sep. 27, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) He doesn't know how to put his hand in his pocket???

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tehBluigi

Sep. 25, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Reply to Jseym21: Pull door, sit on toilet, shit

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jseym21

Sep. 25, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) how do you complete achievement 4? So close and yet so far... ??

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zombie_popperV9

Sep. 25, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) me: farts gently, looks in pocket, eats pills, pulls door, takes off pants, sits on toilet, waits. shits my pants that were in a separate room.

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mosolite

Sep. 25, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) lol if u type in pointless commands, t says you dont know how to (the thing u typed). had fun typing random things like eat cheese

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CaliberzMonkey

Sep. 24, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) WOO I JUST SHIT MY PANTS PLAYING THIS GAME, ITS SO SCARY

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womanman

Sep. 23, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) FUNNIEST S*** EVER!!!!!!

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womanman

Sep. 23, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) IM THE F*****G SHIT MASTER!!!!!!!

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kristoefoe

Sep. 23, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) 1) pull door 2) remove pants 3) sit on toilet then wait for time to expire. Smehow he manages to crap in his pants, after removing them and sitting on the toilet.

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AussieMan2002

Sep. 23, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) 1) remove pants, fart Funny

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untilltheendehto

Sep. 23, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) i wonder why its horror?

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cadenlee

Sep. 22, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) lol i typed sit down, and it says " i dont know how to sit down"

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Hobo122

Sep. 21, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) type shit while you standing

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Sagalink

Sep. 21, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) type "die"

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sebastion90

Sep. 21, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) type thees exact words in begining screen.........."play"..........and it will call you an idiot.

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sebastion90

Sep. 21, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) me: "ppppppppllllllllllllllllllllaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyy" instructions screen: "your an idiot"

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seanchop

Sep. 20, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) I couldn't stop laughing the whole time, good job. =)

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Caranqueijo12

Sep. 19, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) not working

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supaman410

Sep. 18, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) type hit door. Amazing.

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lko255

Sep. 16, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) this shit not work

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wonsung313

Sep. 15, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) XD so funny. i got all the awards

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musared

Sep. 14, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) it isn't working for me...

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Moloxia

Sep. 13, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) NOT for the faint of fart

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stijnislollig

Sep. 12, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) 1 pull door-pants off-sit on toilet-shit 2 pants off -shit 3 shit 4 pull door-sit on toilet-shit 5 suicide 6 fart gently-take pills 8 type shit before the game start 9 pants off

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dillodillo3

Sep. 08, 2012

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FattyDragon

Sep. 08, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) It won't let me play for some reason

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crovan595

Sep. 05, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) why i,m type but it keeps saying i don't know?!?

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Denogowli

Sep. 05, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) lol type pants off then kill

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lavabrad

Sep. 04, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Type Quit For A Secret Award

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Zezir16

Sep. 02, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) I shit on the floor. Do I clean it up? Hmmm... :o The flies will clean it!

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