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It's like...Johnny Depp is acting out all of his eccentric roles at the same time. The Mad Hatter, Captain Jack Sparrow, Edward Scissorhands. Willy Wonka, Sweeney Todd.
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Seriously, all the lag after EVERY click is really eliminating the fun out of what seems to be a very fun game. Well, the lag and the fact the screen doesn't fit into the kongregate window.
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Too big for my screen and incredibly slow to load... at... every... single... click... Renders this game unplayable. Sorry.
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heres what says in the agreement in little letters LOL: Geez, does anyone even read this crap? I spend 24 hours a day down here in this well, shackled to this printing press, writing up legal documents for you people BY HAND, and for what? A few half-hearted chuckles? My humor is all I have to give, and I try so hard, but what's it all amount to? You're never going read this anyway, and that's okay. My wife will probably run off with some romance novelist, who she'll fall in love with after he writes her into every single one of his best sellers. That's cool, I'll chill down here, with the rats, and the constant trickle of dank sewer water. No really guys, it's fine. I'll just keep making you laugh throughout this entire game, as you never once question where such brilliant humor stems from. You'll never realize that every joke you read is really told by one lonely guy trapped in the bottom of a well, and that's a fate I'm willing to accept. Bye forever
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You can also right click on home at the bottom of your screen then select open in new window/tab. It brings up the game as full screen in the next tab/window.
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If you are having trouble with the screen size... Hold down the "Ctrl" button and use the scroll wheel on your mouse to adjust the screen size.