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To DoraDoraBoBora: SwiffOut is a very good browser add-on to use to play browser games fullscreen. It works here on Kongregate, and works on Chrome (which you have), Firefox, and IE. Hope my advice helps.
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MAD hatter... WILLY Wonka... JACK Sparrow... Edward Scissorhands... Why did it take me so long to figure out that this guy is Johnny Depp?? All he needs now is a bunch of drugs and a destroyed hotel room.
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Geez, does anyone even read this crap? I spend 24 hours a day down here in this well, shackled to this printing press, writing up legal documents for you people BY HAND, and for what? A few half-hearted chuckles? My humor is all I have to give, and I try so hard, but what's it all amount to? You're never going read this anyway, and that's okay. My wife will probably run off with some romance novelist, who she'll fall in love with after he writes her into every single one of his best sellers. That's cool, I'll chill down here, with the rats, and the constant trickle of dank sewer water. No really guys, it's fine. I'll just keep making you laugh throughout this entire game, as you never once question where such brilliant humor stems from. You'll never realize that every joke you read is really told by one lonely guy trapped in the bottom of a well, and that's a fate I'm willing to accept. Bye forever
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if you look at te top it says Fantasy University rigt? WRONG! if you look at te letters in te boxes it says F U press + for extra easter eggs
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I can almost read the contract. I, Insert Name Here, do solemnly swear to uphold the traditions and integrity of Fantasy University and will always remember that I become the property of Fantasy University and that any accidents or punishments that may befall up to and including death, dismemberment, depression, apathy, illness, decapitation (real and imagined), fraud, theft, delusions, nightmares, food poisoning, Rapture, stolen organs, borrowed organs, hallucinations, leg trauma, lupus, being burned alive, water torture, tickle torture, plain old torture, spasms, night sweats, day sweats, pant sweats, restless leg syndrome, restless elbow syndrome, poverty, (can't read next word) rofl
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Hey DoraDoraBoBora, if you press control (or for Mac users command) then -, you will shrink the screen so you can everything. For games with a rather small screen, use + instead.
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o-k, a couple of minutes into the game and my stomach hurts already from this game. and thats' just from looking at the names and descriptions of things! ouch.
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wh7877 u ask ur friend for their tiny url and put it in as ur website. it'll refresh the page and then go to the bffs page and go to manage bffs. then, the friends should be on there. does that help?
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Awesome game!! Love the jokes and references :D It would be great if the game could be played fullscreen, but the fact that we can't does not make it any worst :) 5/5 :3
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the agreement is so damn sad...i want to cry for the little man stuck in the bottom of the well with the constant trickle of sewer water and adulterous wife....
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The buying and selling system needs to be revised to make it less tedious.
There should be a checkbox next to the items. You just check the items you want to buy or sell and the total amount of fubars you'll gain or lose will be listed below. Then you just click some sort of 'buy' button.
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okay, new dilemma: I need a string of yarn from the lolcatombs to make a Virtually Unstoppable Force. I've already gotten it from one of the previous quests from Mystery Meat and got it on the first time. But this time I've adventured like 30 or 40 times in the Lol Catacombs and STILL haven't found it. Is the string of yarn only obtainable when you have Mystery Meat's quest on or somethin' or am i just unlucky?
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Whenever i try to buy droplet of the Headmaster's bath water in the auction house, it refuses my money any the page jerks up!!!!!!!!
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wh7877 I had both those quests at once and I pretty much just went in and killed him LOL. Then I came back zombiefied and he was alive again O_O so I just gave him the package and walked off feeling a bit confused XD
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I'm a bit stuck here: I have the Doppler-Ganger Effect Quest AND the Braaaaain Trust quest. Whenever I meet up with Stan Bury it says that i need to get zombified before turning in the package but I can't because i need to kill Stan Bury first in order to get zombified. So... I need to quit the Doppler-Ganger quest otherwise i can't do either quest. Does anyone know how to help me?